Luis

[Luis @Aluispineiro]

if yall aint following brownboicooks, then you need to get right on it!
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[Luis @Aluispineiro]

The year is 2147
A.I. is fully integrated in all aspects of society. Overall quality of life in the US increases yearly. We're seeing unprecedented progress & creativity in a time of unprecedented peace.

People are still pissing all over the toilet seat..

[Luis @Aluispineiro]

The people around me at this bushwick bar are either cuttin' cheese or not wearing enough deodorant... or using cigarette ash as cologne.. either way 😤

[Luis @Aluispineiro]

G-O-L-D https://t.co/qS9UOyY3dX

[Luis @Aluispineiro]

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Tonight i saw 6 Dominicans on the 1 train offering out plastic cups of Henny to anyone that would take it (it was 1:45 am) #godblessnewyork #godblessdominicans

[Luis @Aluispineiro]

Being a millennial has been - and still is - like one big, long fever dream

[Luis @Aluispineiro]

Time to make up for lost time with ALL of my thoughts, feelings, and ramblings

[Luis @Aluispineiro]

If everyone's moms just taught them to aim in the toilet and/or clean up when you're done, the world would be a much better place..

[Luis @Aluispineiro]

also what up twitter. Louie still here

[Luis @Aluispineiro]

i cannot begin to express my happiness when i'm at a bar and they play ABBA #dancingqueen

[Luis @Aluispineiro]

halfway thru my shift at the restaurant and @runjewels "A Christmas Fucking Miracle" comes on. talk abt getting me into the holiday spirit

[Luis @Aluispineiro]

when life gives you lemons, you buy pizza and wine for yourself and keep on truckin'

[Luis @Aluispineiro]

it'll be the end of times before penis wielding men learn to use the bathroom w/o pissing wildly over the seat

[Luis @Aluispineiro]

something about the warm nyc weather that really brings out the asshole in everyone.. #refreshing #springtime

[Luis @Aluispineiro]

was in a pooled cab ride yesterday. looking thru instagram, i came across a pic of pasta and audibly sighed/moaned. not ashamed but def not proud

[Luis @Aluispineiro]

if ur at a diner and the coffee isnt unlimited, then it aint a diner ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #covfefe

[Luis @Aluispineiro]

its not even winter yet and I HATE THE WINTER.. #summerisover #winteriscumming

[Luis @Aluispineiro]

booty grease is a real thing yall. u know when ur abt to use a public restroom and u see that nasty, sweaty, semi-glossy sheen on the toilet seat?... thats booty grease! #semiglossbootygreasesheen

[Luis @Aluispineiro]

think moaning myrtle from the hp movies, but baby version