Alum Albert

Just out here tryin' to be an adult. #GoCougs

[Alum Albert @AlumAlbert]

Ayyyy doeeee

[Alum Albert @AlumAlbert]

Leaving work as soon as it hits 60 degrees.

[Alum Albert @AlumAlbert]

@rohry_music @ciiiiara They introduced flat fare for a brief period of time. I paid $10 up front for 20 rides. $2.50 for an uber pool, $4.50 for an uberx

[Alum Albert @AlumAlbert]

$2.50 flat fare for an Uber from SLU to Kirkland. No wonder they're losing so much money.

[ThinkGeek @thinkgeek]

Swimming is the new standing. Swim Desk: https://t.co/k1dekxFERn

[Alum Albert @AlumAlbert]

@hunterinii even if you lose, you win.

[Baxter 🌻 @Baxter_Miller]

Not thriving so far. Must persevere.

[Alum Albert @AlumAlbert]

Chalking this weekend up as an L real early.

[Alum Albert @AlumAlbert]

@_claireify I appreciate your optimism.

[Alum Albert @AlumAlbert]

It's too nice to be inside.

[Gifdsports @gifdsports]

John Ross on why he didn't wear Adidas shoes and attempt to win island "I can't swim and I don't own a boat"

[Alum Albert @AlumAlbert]

Longest day ever.

[Alum Albert @AlumAlbert]

Sitting by 3 loud children on the airplane must be the exact opposite feeling of winning the lottery.

[Alum Albert @AlumAlbert]

@SlWhitacre

[Alum Albert @AlumAlbert]

The hotel I'm staying at has bird security, which is just people walking around with hawks on their arms.

[Alum Albert @AlumAlbert]

Goodbye snow, hello Scottsdale. 🛩

[Prime Video @PrimeVideo]

Actually Jimmy, you can probably ship an Oscar in one hour. 🤔 @amazonprimenow #Oscars

[Alum Albert @AlumAlbert]

Still shook from Get Out

[Alum Albert @AlumAlbert]

@MAMFFF u need new friends.

[Alum Albert @AlumAlbert]

@bangin4ever I'll allow it.

[Alum Albert @AlumAlbert]

@AlumAlbert Also, we for sure need a new plague.