Shade Guy

Sales and Installation of custom screen porches, patio covers, pergolas, retractable awnings, and motorized screens and shades

[Shade Guy @Alum_A_LineProd]

Likewise…what he said! Status quo got to go!

[The Problem With Jon Stewart @TheProblem]

"Force these rail companies to make these safe for workers and safe for the middle class people living in these towns… Man, that drives me nuts." – @JonStewart to those weaponizing the Ohio train disaster for political gain. Out tomorrow on @ApplePodcasts

[Shade Guy @Alum_A_LineProd]

@TeslaAIBot I haven’t seen the sun since the 8th century.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Quick explainer video that tackles…
1)    Timeline questions
2)    Logan canon
3)    MCU FAQ
4)    Whether we can do this all day or not

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Hard keeping my mouth sewn shut about this one. ⚔️

[Shade Guy @Alum_A_LineProd]

@michaeljburry I’m up!

[Shade Guy @Alum_A_LineProd]

@Sethrogen I’ll see you at the crossroads! B.T.H.

[Shade Guy @Alum_A_LineProd]

@unusual_whales

[Shade Guy @Alum_A_LineProd]

@dlauer

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

A Message to and from Mister Senator Ted Cruz...Attorney at Law
#PassthePactact

[Shade Guy @Alum_A_LineProd]

@eviljordan Is that heaven? Hell? Or the Metaverse? I can’t tell! 😎

[Shade Guy @Alum_A_LineProd]

@blockbuster @JLo @BenAffleck Solid Burn!

[Shade Guy @Alum_A_LineProd]

I could use a Ziggy Piggy right now! It’s so damn hot!

[Juliet Ames @thebrokenplate]

Don’t worry, I’m almost done with Silliness. Obvious, Bill and Ted had to be involved. #payphoneart #baltimorepayphone #billandted #baltimore #notasaltbox

[Shade Guy @Alum_A_LineProd]

@GregAbbott_TX Not to mention that, all big corps got the “real” stimulus money, while the rest of us stood in the food lines, scraped every penny of our life savings, and still can’t afford to even buy ramen, but you do you, bro! Doesn’t look like fascist capitalism is working!

[Shade Guy @Alum_A_LineProd]

@GregAbbott_TX You really just gonna SIT there and pretend your party didn’t create the inflation problem with the last administration by creating tax breaks for the ultra wealthy, never increase the standard living wage for the under privileged, oh and print 80% of all currency in circulation

[Shade Guy @Alum_A_LineProd]

@JohnTestes1776 @GovLauraKelly Probably the same amount that has been given to O&G companies YoY, decade after decade, who have the data of just how much pollutants their drilling has put into our air and earth, who have raked in record profits at your expense through price gouging us at the pump! But, U b U!

[Shade Guy @Alum_A_LineProd]

My family business in the Houston, TX Area installs a lot of screen porches in the Del Webb communities. I also currently live in a @PulteHomes home as well!

[Shade Guy @Alum_A_LineProd]

@eviljordan Yeah, Yeah!

[Shade Guy @Alum_A_LineProd]

@unusual_whales BATMN!

[Shade Guy @Alum_A_LineProd]

@ryancohen