Alun Thomas

[Alun Thomas @AlunJThomas]

@RAF_Luton Basically (partially) true

https://t.co/771IJwjd5i

[Alun Thomas @AlunJThomas]

@lidofestival @cmatbaby Apart from using the app, which you can’t do as it’s a presale, I’ve tried all of this and nothing

[Alun Thomas @AlunJThomas]

@SZAXCXLIV https://t.co/Za7sPub9Df

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@FakeShowbizNews SZA would like a word

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@EdwardGenerator @NoContextBrits

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@glazersleavenow @fesshole Don’t dip your pen in the company ink.

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@jayforeman So that’s why it starts at junction 4

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@mrhenrymorris

[Alun Thomas @AlunJThomas]

@Jimllpaintit My thought process with this pic:
1) I see only 4, where’s the 5th?
2) Is the pig in the 5?
3) Seems harsh on the pig, what’s it done?
4) Ohhh, I get it now!

Brilliant

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@anabl18 @implausibleblog @Noname06401912 That business is shutting down now after years of poor performance and losing its biggest investors.

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@olegunnar16 Ha. If I chuck her some money, could she get me some lottery tickets?

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@mrhenrymorris Mary?

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@ianvisits I guess whether they should and whether they can are two different questions.

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@FrintonBoy @andrewfinney79 @fesshole

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@mumsnet_madness

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@Tuckaloy I’m guessing they’re happier now

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@MrMichaelSpicer Ools?