Alun Petrie

Twatish !

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@uk_apr hi

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@HawkinsNelly @jc2000 great to see you Neil x

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@HawkinsNelly @jc2000

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Who's next ?Basil Brush shagging a nine year old at Bournemouth winter gardens in 1976? #areallcelebstwattingpervertsforfuckssake?

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@MegsterD translation : fantasy

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@jc2000 send him my best wishes.

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@jc2000 no mate. Bullet proof. You ?

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@jc2000 @hawkinsnelly and you may learn to spell. Villen?

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@jc2000 @andrewrosewarn Seated, not sat

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@matthews_ed Answer; both. Ed sandwich ?

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@jc2000 Coles recall 85 Brits . Listened on radio.was in bed with flu & my gf Lizzie. She's now in Spain and Just a memory #mentalbitch

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@jc2000 @andrewrosewarn or drown In a sea of his own man fat ! ?

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@jc2000 @neilrhawkins
My boss makes zombie movies. Check out Stag night of the dead. Clips on you tube. Not ever enough to offer link

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@monstroso @monstroso @HawkinsNelly you ain't seen me , right?!

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New lightspeed. Just the saddle to put on. #lancearmstrongdrugenthusiast

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@MegsterD did you hold your hands up like a w when you composed that ?

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@MegsterD can't be ' for free' can only be ' for nothing '

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@RichardDawkins I have no faith in human kindness. Only a total cunt would do this to you

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@jc2000 @megsterd Clearly a high flying bird ( whispers, isn't she doing a capt peacock from 'are you being served' type job) ? #I'mfree!

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@jc2000 @megsterd possibly. I'm not worthy of a reply from Meg , she's too busy counting her money #nomatestoloveme