Jolene Baird

[Jolene Baird @Alvertaljq]

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down

[Jolene Baird @Alvertaljq]

Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.

[Jolene Baird @Alvertaljq]

That is, both fear of death and fear of life, of experience and individuation

[Jolene Baird @Alvertaljq]

Count your smiles instead of your tears, count your courage instead of your fears

[Jolene Baird @Alvertaljq]

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells

[Jolene Baird @Alvertaljq]

The biggest enemy you�ll ever face or deal with in life is ... yourself

[Jolene Baird @Alvertaljq]

Once she cums, don't stop eating her pussy. Eat through the cum. She will fucking flip!

[Jolene Baird @Alvertaljq]

A woman can cry for someone she doesn't really love. A man will cry only for someone he truly loved.

[Jolene Baird @Alvertaljq]

Does TODAY really have to be the first day of the rest of my life? Next Thursday would work so much better for me

[Jolene Baird @Alvertaljq]

For the press, progress is not news. Trouble is news.

[Jolene Baird @Alvertaljq]

Love and do what you like

[Jolene Baird @Alvertaljq]

Apparently Apple made some sort of announcement today, but iDon�tcare

[Jolene Baird @Alvertaljq]

If everyone thought before they spoke, the silence would be deafening

[Jolene Baird @Alvertaljq]

Only 17% of women planned their first sexual encounter.

[Jolene Baird @Alvertaljq]

To the world you are one person, but to one person you are the world.

[Jolene Baird @Alvertaljq]

Brush that stubborn lock of hair out of her face. Look into her eyes and lean in to give her a soft gentle kiss.

[Jolene Baird @Alvertaljq]

Why is this so? Too often it is because they are always getting ready to live

[Jolene Baird @Alvertaljq]

Humor is just another defense against the universe

[Jolene Baird @Alvertaljq]

The years teach much which the days never know

[Jolene Baird @Alvertaljq]

Success really doesn't mean that you look good, or feel good, or are good