jd creative di push external dengan demand2 gilanya mereka. Jadi BD di push internal supaya bs lbh fair and wise.
Yawloh. Gw jg mau jd yg ngepush2 orang dong😭 when yah🥺😔😩🤲🫵
>be Haaland
>born in Leeds because dad was playing Prem ball
>raised in Bryne, Norway, population: sheep and left-footed missiles
>15 years old playing for Bryne’s first team
>doesn’t score once
>Norway says whatever
>Molde buys him
>Ole Gunnar Solskjaer coaches him
>scores 4 goals in 21 minutes
>Red Bull Salzburg buys him
>scores 8 goals in ONE U20 World Cup game
>Dortmund buys him
>hat trick in 23 minutes on debut
>Man City buys him
>36 Prem goals first season
>wins the Treble immediately
>dates Isabel Haugseng Johansen
>hometown supermodel, no IG thirst trap nonsense
>not married tho
>just scores goals and drinks milk like a haunted Viking
>shows up to USA World Cup
>every 9-year-old in Dallas has his jersey
>every divorced mom in Miami suddenly “loves Norway”
>Brazil gets sent home by a guy who looks like he was built by IKEA and steroids
>England next
>it’s coming home?
>no it’s going to Bryne
>future goat