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[✧ @cessonmute]

For three months, I was convinced my coworker secretly hated me.
Every time I walked into the office kitchen, he’d go quiet. He’d close his laptop when I passed by. He never laughed at my jokes. In my head, it became a full series: Season 1 The Workplace Nemesis. I replayed every interaction like evidence.
One day I finally asked him if I’d done something wrong.
He blinked.
Turns out he thought I didn’t like him. He said I always looked “intimidating” and serious, so he tried to stay out of my way. The laptop closing? He was embarrassed about playing fantasy basketball during work hours. The silence? Social anxiety.
We both spent months starring in completely different dramas… in the same room.
The stupidest part? Nothing was happening.
It was just two overthinkers building entire plotlines out of eye contact and bad timing.
That’s when I realized: half of the tension in our lives is self-written fan fiction.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Planes that land safely never make the news.

[toasterr :3 @toasterrawawa]

i dont "situationship" i dont "rebound" i dont "jokingly flirt" i LOVE with my WHOLE HEART and if it doesnt work i KILL myself

[Harry Kane @HKane]

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[GAL (GUITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) @GAL_lington]

i hate not knowing how to comfort people bruh cuz every time someone trauma dumps it just feels like this

[positivity moon @arrtnem]

@megannn_lynne pure delusion, zero pressure, just vibes. No need to impress, no risk of rejection, just premium daydream content.

[Amadou 🇧🇷 🇸🇳 🇨🇮 @AmadouItLater2]

Delete this before I get upset

[• @WordsCocoon]

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[Coach Jv Backup. @SookiKanban]

I’m at dis Mexican restaurant rn and have just discovered that a Torta is an actual food item and not just an “affectionate” word for a chubby Latina

[Déx @dextreaks]

icarly was right..live life..breathe air ..I know somehow we're gonna get there

[𝓳𝓸𝓼𝓱🧸 @Joshwydd_]

She will lose interest but the loan will not

[Relateable Life @Jag_ubani]

“Pretend”

[loud mouth too @hhbackupone]

The elves tweetin on break: