Picked up a hitch-hiker. Seemed like a nice guy.
After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn't afraid that he might be a serial killer?
I told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely
@malloyrocksX As far as I know, touching, especially in formal settings, which the Xi-Orange get-together certainly was, is frowned upon by the Chinese (which Xi certainly is). As usual, the smartest deal maker on earth committed another faux pas.