Alvin "J.P." Valkenheiser

[Alvin "J.P." Valkenheiser @Alvinzb4z]

@Ms_Logical Funeral parlors

[Alvin "J.P." Valkenheiser @Alvinzb4z]

@Partisan_12 Although he started much earlier, about 100 years ago.

[Alvin "J.P." Valkenheiser @Alvinzb4z]

@RealFDNews Could it be both?

[Alvin "J.P." Valkenheiser @Alvinzb4z]

@EricLDaugh If it was Jean Dujardin, he should be forgiven.

[Alvin "J.P." Valkenheiser @Alvinzb4z]

@EthanLevins2 There should be a white line between Zelensky and Colombians

[Alvin "J.P." Valkenheiser @Alvinzb4z]

@BasilTheGreat

[Alvin "J.P." Valkenheiser @Alvinzb4z]

@ArnoNymuski Statistically, a generation is 40 years. So, 36 years is just 4 years short of a generation.

[Alvin "J.P." Valkenheiser @Alvinzb4z]

@BasilTheGreat Would shooting be racist too?

[Alvin "J.P." Valkenheiser @Alvinzb4z]

@bennyjohnson The quintet had connections in high places.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Picked up a hitch-hiker. Seemed like a nice guy.

After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn't afraid that he might be a serial killer?

I told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Boycott every aspect of Israel.

Cut off every business, politician and person who supports that parasitic nation.

[Alvin "J.P." Valkenheiser @Alvinzb4z]

@malloyrocksX As far as I know, touching, especially in formal settings, which the Xi-Orange get-together certainly was, is frowned upon by the Chinese (which Xi certainly is). As usual, the smartest deal maker on earth committed another faux pas.

[Alvin "J.P." Valkenheiser @Alvinzb4z]

@doma_s_soba4koj Хуй теперь уснёшь

[Alvin "J.P." Valkenheiser @Alvinzb4z]

@Footballtweet How did he come up with '10 times better'? Ireland has green fields, Guinness, Tullamore Dew and Riverdance while Israel has shit.

[Alvin "J.P." Valkenheiser @Alvinzb4z]

@DanBilzerian 'Jews' and 'lose' actually rhymes.

[Alvin "J.P." Valkenheiser @Alvinzb4z]

@annmcelhinney Au contraire

[Alvin "J.P." Valkenheiser @Alvinzb4z]

@pmigse Из-за сала.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Russia has been banned from International Football for 4.5 years.

Israel who are committing Genocide hasn't been banned for 1 second.

Ban Israel.

[Alvin "J.P." Valkenheiser @Alvinzb4z]

@Hipotelab I could and I did.

[Alvin "J.P." Valkenheiser @Alvinzb4z]

@spokituz @aloorpro @KirriloUA Это коллеги ведут Томи Ли Джонса со съёмочной площадки