Alvin Lang

Both sides suck, but one is definitely worse than the other. Sadly, you can’t fix stupid.

[Alvin Lang @Alvlang8]

@ScottPresler @SenatorCollins Didn’t you get fired for sexual misconduct in the workplace?

[Alvin Lang @Alvlang8]

@mfsch7077 @MatthewCappucci Do us a favor and shut the fuck up. Stop clutching your pearls. You MAGA chuds are the LITERAL problem and a prime example of the Dunning-Krueger effect…

[Alvin Lang @Alvlang8]

@dannyspud_ @instagram @finkd 1.) freedom of speech ≠ freedom from consequence.

2.) let’s not forget about all the Pretti jokes. ICE killed him. You just got a little boo boo.

3.) typical HS student playing victim. Refer back to 1.

You MAGA folk love to dish it but can’t take it. FAFO.

[Alvin Lang @Alvlang8]

@GuntherEagleman Yup. The dissonance with yall is unreal lmao

[Alvin Lang @Alvlang8]

@jondelarroz I’m convinced that anyone who beats their spouse isn’t a real person

[Alvin Lang @Alvlang8]

@Riley_Gaines_ And you’d still finish in 5th

[Alvin Lang @Alvlang8]

@JackPosobiec Didn’t you make a bumble profile and cheat on your wife? Don’t you have a family?

[Alvin Lang @Alvlang8]

@aarondrake1989 @BraddrofliT @bonchieredstate Good lord, you truly are mentally deficient.

You do realize that minimum wage hasn’t gone up in 16 years, right? Do us a favor and wipe the cheeto dust off your lips.

[Alvin Lang @Alvlang8]

@LauraLoomer Do us all a favor and go fuck yourself.

[Alvin Lang @Alvlang8]

@Riley_Gaines_ @GovTimWalz You don’t even play softball - you’d get wrecked to begin with. Stop making excuses

[Alvin Lang @Alvlang8]

@MIKLO762 Still waiting. MAGAts are good at stalling…

[Alvin Lang @Alvlang8]

@MIKLO762 Chuckling at telling everyone that you’re against DEI, but wont define the acronym? I’m chuckling all the way through that you won’t do it lmao

[Alvin Lang @Alvlang8]

@MIKLO762 @wfaa Still waiting…

[Alvin Lang @Alvlang8]

@JackPosobiec Didn’t you cheat on your wife through Bumbl?

[Alvin Lang @Alvlang8]

@wfaa I’ll just put this out there - if you’re against DEI - then say you are, but don’t use the acronym. Say the 3 words it stands for.

Hope you know that Abbott relies on it…

[Alvin Lang @Alvlang8]

@MIKLO762 @wfaa Since you’re making fun of this, please tell me what the acronym DEI stands for and say you’re against it. I’ll wait.

[Alvin Lang @Alvlang8]

@jackunheard You mean the dude who drunkenly threw a chair off a rooftop bar? You MAGAts are something else lol

[Alvin Lang @Alvlang8]

@AB84 For you Abbott bootlickers - he passed legislation that prevented others from suffering the same fate to have their compensation limited. Tort reform, you MAGAts.

[Alvin Lang @Alvlang8]

Grok has gone against you, you moron.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Extremely important difference

[Alvin Lang @Alvlang8]

@elonmusk - you’re still a moron.