TJ ——⥏parody⥑

ʟɪᴠᴇ ꜰᴀꜱᴛ, ᴅɪᴇ ʟᴀᴜɢʜɪɴɢ. parody.

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

❝Coffee?❞

Theodore “TeeJay” Jameson.
Personal Assistant.

18+ Only. MDNI.

𝐑𝐓/𝐋𝗂𝗄𝖾

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

Seriously?

Maybe.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

...A pathetic puppy?

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

Pathetic.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

I'm not adding the box, "bro".

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

Blah blah. You’re a nuisance bro.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

I just don't think it's necessary...

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

Like what? Adding the box like you should.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

Hm...

Much to think about.

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

That’s what it’s looking like from my end.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

So... everyone thinks I'm a good puppy, is what I'm getting from this request for there to be a box for it.

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

Hundred @HaughtyHacker.

[𝙰𝚋𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚕 𝙳𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚘𝚗 ࿏parody࿏ @ArdentAdamance]

There should be several.

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

Alright. It’s a deal.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

I mean… yeah.

Yeah, let’s shake on it.

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

Well yeah, I think I can half pull it off maybe.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

You’re… you’re going to wear one of her dresses.

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

I already have a dress in my bag, packed a few extras for the boss. I’m sure she won’t mind, maybe.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

It has a kitchen, I’ll order the groceries to be delivered after our arrival time.

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

Fair point. So when we doing this? When we get to the hotel sounds fair to me.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

Chicken out?

All I have to do is put on a little black dress and cook. You’re the one that really has to pay up.

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

Deal, now let’s shake on it. Because I’m not having you chicken out or nothing.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

…margaritas and I’ll wear that outfit you like while I cook.

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

I’ll even put on a pair of pumps for that.

What’s on offer if I shave my legs and wear stockings as well?

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

Deal.

I’ll even make homemade salsa.

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

A week? Throw in some of those quesadillas you make and you’ve got a deal bro.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

…I’ll buy your coffees for a week.

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

No way you wanna see me in a dress.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

….do it.

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

Hey, if you get desperate I can always shimmy my jacked-ass into a dress.

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

Give a girl a break, jackass. I’m ovulating.

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

Do I look like an older woman to you Cor?

[Corinna. ⋆Parody⋆ @HaughtyHacker]

Need her fingers in my mouth.

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

— “There, is that better?”

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

“I’m certainly not attempting to do that, I am bold but I am not that bold.” ignoring the little zap that traveled to places he was not expecting. Theodore continued to massage the knot, until he could no longer feel it with his fingertips.

—

[𝐾𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑎. (Parody) @WitchySapphist]

"You know what I mean," she growled out at him, touching his upper thigh to send a little zap down his leg for mouthing off. Even in a playful way. "Behave, I am... ropable."

Karina was not one to be messed with when she was in that state, not when she had to work instead of —

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

— Theodore was throughly amused by her half assed complaint.

[TJ ——⥏parody⥑ @Always0nCall]

“What isn’t fair? Me taking care of you? Oh no.” Theodore let out an amused chuckle, rolling his eyes as he continued to massage the older woman’s neck.

“Plus, you did request to start your day in such a manner, I was merely facilitating it.”

—

[𝐾𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑎. (Parody) @WitchySapphist]

"You woke me up like that and expected me not to arch my back?"

A pained groan fell from parted lips as she allowed her head to lull back in her chair as her massaged at the knot in her neck. "That's so good," she whined, a sharp gasp falling from her throat.

"That's not —