daRealGaryColemn

WhatChuTalkin' 'bout Willis??!! Anyone seen Mr. Benjamin? P.S. I don't want followers. P.P.S. Can someone please grab my toothbrush?

[daRealGaryColemn @AlwaysInUrHair]

Wait. #ThingsToDoInAWaitingRoom

[daRealGaryColemn @AlwaysInUrHair]

@MlNNIEMOU lol- yoooou silly. U said about dying/tweets- Olympic sport. Nvm

[daRealGaryColemn @AlwaysInUrHair]

#MyOlympicSportWouldBe belly button lint removal. For time of course. Momma always said my height out me in everyone's hair.

[daRealGaryColemn @AlwaysInUrHair]

@holographicss dayum- I thought you tweeted "tasting" men from tinder. I was like, ur my kinda lady.

[daRealGaryColemn @AlwaysInUrHair]

@MlNNIEMOU Is this a cry for help? I can't do much but offer an autograph.

[daRealGaryColemn @AlwaysInUrHair]

#MyOlympicSportWouldBe dwarf tossing. I know, I'm not a dwarf, but I'd be perfect for being thrown. Like a mini #PowerRanger.

[daRealGaryColemn @AlwaysInUrHair]

Who in the HELL's Tramp?? #ElectionDayIn5Words

[daRealGaryColemn @AlwaysInUrHair]

#WhyICantBeAVampire....I can't reach anybody's neck without a small step-ladder! How am I supposed to sneak up on people?

[daRealGaryColemn @AlwaysInUrHair]

Could someone give me a boost? #ElectionDayIn5Words

[daRealGaryColemn @AlwaysInUrHair]

@mechtaffy @JoelleNoBueno its not newsworthy.

[daRealGaryColemn @AlwaysInUrHair]

@insanely_made The cause is flawed though. That's why I'm not supporting it. People need to be responsible for their actions. e.g. Tickets

[daRealGaryColemn @AlwaysInUrHair]

#Iran when I needed to get into one of those heavy doors before it closed. Doorman must've been using the restroom.

[daRealGaryColemn @AlwaysInUrHair]

Time to get on steppin'... You realize these little legs take me twice as long to get somewhere? I need me one of those electric scooters♿️

[daRealGaryColemn @AlwaysInUrHair]

@scottshabba @blacksax @mohoneytora Its what precipitated the death- that fool would still be alive if she showed up for court as promised

[daRealGaryColemn @AlwaysInUrHair]

Vape pen ✅ Pee Chee folder ✅#HipsterSchoolSuppliesList

[daRealGaryColemn @AlwaysInUrHair]

I just realized something, if I curl up into a ball, I could be a seed. Not sure if that makes me feel warm and fuzzy #NationalWatermelonDay

[daRealGaryColemn @AlwaysInUrHair]

"It's a TRAP!" #NationalWatermelonDay
What-chu talkin'bout Willis~

[daRealGaryColemn @AlwaysInUrHair]

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have..... WAIT A MINUTE- wrong damn TV show #smh #WednesdayWisdom

[daRealGaryColemn @AlwaysInUrHair]

@blacksax @mohoneytora easy to say. If you go against what #BlackLivesMatter people believe you are #1 Not black or#2 on wrong side.

[daRealGaryColemn @AlwaysInUrHair]

@Austintifada Ya know- your only as fast as your slowest. You're only as nonviolent as your most violent. #ImSharp