AlwaysGettingOlder

Every once in a while, I stop and think... man, am I getting old. Then one day, it hit me. Like a ton of bricks. I am always getting older. ALWAYS. 😳

[AlwaysGettingOlder @AlwaysOlder]

Does watching the Game Show Network mean that I’ve reached a new level of old? I mean, I’m ok with it… I’d just like to know. 👵🏼🧓🏼

[AlwaysGettingOlder @AlwaysOlder]

@akkitwts brb... imma go try this now.

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Hey guys, wanna feel old?

I'm 40.

You're welcome.

[AlwaysGettingOlder @AlwaysOlder]

I left for a year. But I’m back. And really, it shouldn’t even count because 2020 is literally the worst and I will forget it ever existed. #2020worstyear #2020sucks

[AlwaysGettingOlder @AlwaysOlder]

PSA: For the fellas using dating apps... photos of you flashing your middle finger weren’t cool at age 16, so they definitely aren’t at age 30+. Please remove. #onlinedating #swipeleft #fail

[AlwaysGettingOlder @AlwaysOlder]

I swallowed a pill and it feels like it’s been stuck in my throat for the last hour... the struggle is real. #old #alwaysgettingolder #oldproblems

[AlwaysGettingOlder @AlwaysOlder]

Does my obsession with heated blankets show my age? #old #alwaysgettingolder #toocold 🥶

[AlwaysGettingOlder @AlwaysOlder]

It’s that time of year... when I have no clue what day it is and I don’t even care. Happy Holidays! And Happy New Year! 🥂 #alwaysgettingolder #adulting #adultproblems #cheers

[AlwaysGettingOlder @AlwaysOlder]

It took me 3 days to recover from the holidays this year. #alwaysgettingolder #oldstatus 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[AlwaysGettingOlder @AlwaysOlder]

Why do kids have so much energy? And why do I have none? Seems backwards to me. #needcoffee #alwaysgettingolder

[AlwaysGettingOlder @AlwaysOlder]

After 11 pm, I start squinting to stay awake. #alwaysgettingolder #oldstatus #noshame

[AlwaysGettingOlder @AlwaysOlder]

I feel so accomplished when I cook dinner. #old #alwaysgettingolder #truth

[AlwaysGettingOlder @AlwaysOlder]

What does “woke” me? And how would one use it correctly in a sentence? Please and thank you. #oldpersonproblems #alwaysgettingolder #keepmeyoung

[AlwaysGettingOlder @AlwaysOlder]

Someone tried to explain “stan” to me... I still don’t get it. I’ve reached that age. #alwaysgettingolder #cantkeepup #kidsthesedays

[AlwaysGettingOlder @AlwaysOlder]

You know what time sounds like a good bedtime? Anytime. Literally, anytime. #alwaysgettingolder #noshame

[AlwaysGettingOlder @AlwaysOlder]

Literally just realized that @blakeshelton and @blakelively have the same first name... never before have I made that connection. And I love them both! #oldbrainproblems #alwaysgettingolder #fail #oops

[AlwaysGettingOlder @AlwaysOlder]

When the #internet goes out and the world feels like it’s ending... #21stcenturyproblems #alwaysgettingolder #sendhelp #sos

[AlwaysGettingOlder @AlwaysOlder]

I’ve gotten to the point in my life where I need @Starbucks to deliver... #morningstruggle #needcoffee #alwaysgettingolder #starbucks

[AlwaysGettingOlder @AlwaysOlder]

Wait. Where’d September go? #October1st #MondayMorning #sendhelp #alwaysgettingolder

[AlwaysGettingOlder @AlwaysOlder]

Some days, I get into bed and think to myself... I am so comfy; it’s a miracle I ever get out of bed. Today is one of those days. #bedtimethought #alwaysgettingolder