Shawn

I hope I come back in my next life as a house cat

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Reuters was literally paid by the federal government for “Large Scale Social Deception”.

That’s literally what it says on the official government documents!!

[Shawn @AlwaysOnShawn]

@jimthiebaud Local shops seem to be dying quickly. Obviously one way to prevent this is by shopping locally. Could the brands also provide special merch to shops and not online or to big chains. For ex: Brand boards could be sold online and chains but your favorite pro board is only in shops?

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Hi @elonmusk, here are some cut-and-dried cases of @USAIDNigeria corruption and money laundering you may want to look into.

On January 16, 2025, just 4 days before @realDonaldTrump's inauguration, USAID made a $3.3m payment to a vendor in Nigeria called DAI Global LLC.

I looked into the payment history and saw that between August 2020 and January 2025, at least $48 million of US taxpayers' money supposedly invested in Nigeria went to DAI Globall LLC, registered in Bethesda, Maryland.

[Shawn @AlwaysOnShawn]

@joeybrezinski I’d take a pair or 12 of the Kenny V2

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Texting should now work in LA even when there is no cellular service if you use @TMobile

[Shawn @AlwaysOnShawn]

@joeybrezinski The best performance ever. 🐐

[Shawn @AlwaysOnShawn]

@BigQ56 @TYHilton13 if y’all are going to the gym today think about this. @nfl’s Elliot Harrison put the Colts last in Power Rankings. Time to 🤐 some people.

[Shawn @AlwaysOnShawn]

@JimIrsay @Colts Dad and I both vets coming from GA to@ 49ers game. I'd love to do something special for Dad.

[Shawn @AlwaysOnShawn]

@DIRECTV you have called 12 times in 2hrs trying to get me to upgrade. I have called and said take me off the list and you still call. 😡😡😡😡

[Shawn @AlwaysOnShawn]

@EliSeiber I left it for you to sniff.

[Shawn @AlwaysOnShawn]

@SaturdayJeff you busy the next couple months? I promise #12 won't tell you to shut the F up and snap the ball.

[Shawn @AlwaysOnShawn]

@realDonaldTrump will you look into the abuse of our Soc. Sec. so it doesn't run out?

[Shawn @AlwaysOnShawn]

@ZO35 Simple question. Who do you have a better chance getting a ring with. Luck or 3 randoms?

[Shawn @AlwaysOnShawn]

@Wendys really craving that pretzel bun that you stole from my life. Way to make a grown man cry.

[Shawn @AlwaysOnShawn]

@StingRay56 I made $43K for 15 months in Iraq. Ssshhhh

[Shawn @AlwaysOnShawn]

@Ike_SwagginU call @nflnetwork you must not get @Colts games if you think #12 isn't top ten.

[Shawn @AlwaysOnShawn]

@DeptVetAffairs I just had one of the best experiences with the person I talked to from the Ed Benefits department. #promotethatguy

[Shawn @AlwaysOnShawn]

@PoeMans_dream same applies 2 🐦.25 points Ouch.

[Shawn @AlwaysOnShawn]

@PoeMans_dream I know you are in thinking mode so think about this. Colts get 💍 Jags get 👌🏿ask @dwightfreeney @RobertMathis98.

[Shawn @AlwaysOnShawn]

@Josh__Butler @msrachel_darden