Ollie Freyjason

Freyja, Goddess of love and war; if you can’t lay em, slay em

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

9 democrats voted no as well. As much as we hate conservatives it’s important to remember both parties are corrupted by filth and full of depraved people.

[Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ @thetransitagend]

how the hell did i see wisconsin, illinois, indiana, iowa, michigan, minnesota, ohio, new york, maryland, north carolina, and new hampshire plates all at one culver's in wisconsin?

[Ollie Freyjason @AlwaysStoned19]

@bodybycass Your greed knows no bounds

[emily @memilies]

knowing that she's a lesbian and he turned out to be a incredible little goblin man gives these movies an unbelievable aura in hindsight

[Liz @sengrahamresign]

yeah i hate when my loved ones don’t want to spend sixty fucking dollars on a 20-40 minute uber from the airport and instead expect me, someone who loves them, to sacrifice a single hour of my time to help them out

[☠︎︎ maya ☠︎︎ @GOTHPlMP]

when u let someone hit your vape and they hand it back to you on turbo mode

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

i think about this tweet all the time

[Bat | 🐅 ⊹₊ @cowboymiggy]

how it feels waking up to unhealthy air quality instead of hazardous

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

i think people who say they get diarrhea from taco bell probably have like, zero fiber in their regular diets and eating a bean is like an intestinal 9/11 every time.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Actually_Tina_prepping for the 4th_FFXIV @Actually_Tina]

God gives his best punchlines to people with no sense of humor

[TAYLA @ponar15]

I love Taylor Swift so much if someone asked me to choose between 13 million dollars or meet Taylor Swift i'd def choose 13 million dollars but i really love her very much😭😭😭

[Joshua Martin @JoshuaRMartin]

This bill is so common sense, I just know Republicans are going to instantly oppose it.

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Happy 29th birthday to the incredible Malala Yousafzai.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

incredibly sleepy i think i’ll.. stay up for 3 more hours doing nothing really

[alex @dontblamealex]

Whoever thought taxpayers were covering her security costs should genuinely consider taking an IQ test

[🤨 @morlartyy]

So disappointed in senator Taylor Swift . Free healthcare was the no . 1 priority in her election campaign and right after she won she turned her back 😞😞. Hope no one votes for her in the next election.

[america's local band cheekface @cheekfaceREAL]

we create tons of them, they’re women