Alexandre 🇫🇷🇵🇹

[JØL @somosjol]

Escupir en la boca ahora lo entiendo chupar pie también lo puedo entender pero ahora lamer axila también lo puedo entender

[JAZ ⋆˚꩜｡ 🚯 || JUNSORA CEO 🥀🪽 @meruemsbrainrot]

neck started hurting and the kirkaversary is coming up

[KC Popo ✿ @polarbeeru]

c quoi le pire entre regarder l’éclipse sans lunettes ou regarder les phares d gros fils de pute qui coupent pas leur plein phare la nuit quand ils te croisent

[stella @stellinharv]

um dos melhores tweets de todos os tempos pqpppp kkkkk

[CHATEA CON EL REAL DEMPSEY DE CALL OF DUTY ZOMBIES @superelli0t879]

Y la mejor parte...

Te los puedes comer...

[wholesome angel 🪽🤍✨ @perfectdread]

Girl sit up you gonna get bread crumbs in ya pussy

[🚆 @sympatiqu3]

L’ancien devant moi il a commandé un grec sauce poivre ca fait 5min le chef il parle turc tt seul au fond de la cuisine

[𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓 𓃴 @madifawnzzz]

going to nyc next month trying to find the cheapest flight. said to my friend “humor me. let’s see what the prices are like on 9/11”… so i will be flying into nyc on 9/11

[grvmme @grvmme]

je sors dehors je croise mon chat qui a fuit y’a 2 ans et il me calcule même pas wallah ça me brise le coeur 92 je t’aimerai tjrs mon fils de pvte

[LeSaleAvantLe2 @rayaneAlg00]

L’utilité du jour férié pendant les vacances d’été

[marta fundadora del marxismo🌷 @martaasv3rsi0n]

hace 27 días el mundo entero celebró la tarjeta roja a enzo fernández como si españa hubiera marcado gol

[mustafa yazıcı @myzccc]

🔴 Khabib Nurmagomedov:

▪️Yüzyıl önce İrlanda açlık çekiyordu. Osmanlı İmparatorluğu ve Filistin İrlanda’ya gemilerle yiyecek gönderdi

▪️Şimdi ise İrlanda, Gazze’deki kardeşlerimizi destekliyor. Bu yüzden İrlanda’yı çok seviyorum

[Lex @Lexnium]

Así me siento al no tomarme nada en serio

[7z 🇲🇦 @yz_212_]

Elle est venu avec ma meuf

[Simra ✨ @Her_P_O_V]

Spiderman was saving the city and still answered his girlfriend's calls..
What's your excuse?????

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

Fact: The world’s longest drum solo was 13 hours and 26 minutes. It was performed by a 5 year old little bastard on the back of my seat while flying from London to Singapore.

[ib @shdww_s]

Torse nu sous le qamis mgl on sait jamais si y’a heja on sort les pecs mdrrrr lmec qui dit juste n’importe quoi

[Jack (-_•) @captaincupkick]

Punisher's reaction to fighting the Hulk still kills me, he realized in real time he's not built for this 😭