alx⚡️

Why do i say things. ⚡️🚀 Insta: @alpha_f0x9 Venmo: Alx_9 Cashapp: AlxMac9

[alx⚡️ @AlxxMac]

HELP US RETURN ALBERT THE ALLIGATOR TO HIS OWNER! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/YvzxZHYkEG via @Change

[alx⚡️ @AlxxMac]

At the gym I either dress like a gym thotty or Adam Sandler, no in between.

[teryn @youngtiddy]

don’t get me wrong i’m an alcoholic but why are u cracking open a soda at 8am

[alx⚡️ @AlxxMac]

I bruised my pubic bone doing hip thrusts at the gym and now I want to die.

[alx⚡️ @AlxxMac]

@NoShaveDaveee That was insane.

[alx⚡️ @AlxxMac]

Being in the office makes me go absolutely feral once I leave because I’ve had to pretend to be normal all day. As soon as I walk out those doors I’m completely unhinged.

[alx⚡️ @AlxxMac]

Can everyone stop posting under water videos in the ocean?? My anxiety simply cannot handle it.

[alx⚡️ @AlxxMac]

Stranger at bar: “are you fucked up right now?”
Me: (sober) “yeah”

[alx⚡️ @AlxxMac]

@KaJedBuffalo Cacio e Pepe is my FAVORITE and everyone always gives me shit for it.

[alx⚡️ @AlxxMac]

I’m getting a hot dog today if it’s the last thing I do.

[alx⚡️ @AlxxMac]

I’ve watched a video of a dog getting sung happy birthday about 6 times now and I AM SOBBING

[alx⚡️ @AlxxMac]

Can everyone fucking chill out? Joe Burrow is NOT a sex symbol.

[alx⚡️ @AlxxMac]

I thought I was petting Bree’s cat and then I looked over and it was my own sock.

[alx⚡️ @AlxxMac]

I need to get out of Buffalo for a while.

[alx⚡️ @AlxxMac]

I’m tired of developing a personality. I’m ready to just be a relatively hot body with nothing else to offer.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Hey, I saw you from across the bar. Can you leave? You’re killing the vibes

[alx⚡️ @AlxxMac]

Update: I hate everyone especially me.

[alx⚡️ @AlxxMac]

This tattoo better fix all my problems

[alx⚡️ @AlxxMac]

@alllieg_ Proud of you 🙌