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[AlxxMaa🦈 @AlxxMash]

1. When a car pulls out in front of me resulting in me slamming my breaks I’m sorry both our cars are getting makeovers bc I’m sick of it.

[AlxxMaa🦈 @AlxxMash]

Everyone before they make a video “he guys I didn’t know this video was gonna blow up…”

Me: 👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽 shut the fuck up!!!!

[AlxxMaa🦈 @AlxxMash]

French onion dip be hittin the spot 🤤

[✰FireWitch✰S P E L L S daily✰ @firemadeher]

People have literal meltdowns when the moon is in Aries & it always makes me realize that us Aries people have really perfected being able to walk around faking stability. We don’t show the chaos the way everyone else is right now 😂 Just consider that

[AlxxMaa🦈 @AlxxMash]

Nova: did you know Michael Myers doesn’t kill kids.
Me:who said?
Nova: bc on the movie he didn’t kill any so if he’s real he’s gonna kill you and Mikey.
Me: 😅

[Biggs Burke @1996Biggs]

I wish more people were fluent in silence.

[𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐎𝐋𝐄⚜️ @rebelleflowerr_]

Y’all not cold???

Me:

[AlxxMaa🦈 @AlxxMash]

Why do all cart pushers in small towns look the same?

[AlxxMaa🦈 @AlxxMash]

Why the fuck is everyone a rapper. It’s like the trend is hot again like in 2010.

[AlxxMaa🦈 @AlxxMash]

@jaylonkeshun Till tomorrow.

[AlxxMaa🦈 @AlxxMash]

Me cause I decided to homeschool 😭

[🐌 @Wheeema]

😡 “IF JOHNNY HAS 5 APPLES”

[AlxxMaa🦈 @AlxxMash]

@KoolKerm_ @KirkMedas Literally my thoughts. House party didn’t need a remake and neither did some jam. Fuck y’all.

[KEISHA @kashdoll]

Asking twice is too close to begging…. I’m straight

[♆ @planetmari_]

aries are the sweet hearts people think pisces are

[AlxxMaa🦈 @AlxxMash]

I can’t believe people still eat at McDonald’s 🤢

[AlxxMaa🦈 @AlxxMash]

I wonder if ladies hands be heavy carrying them heavy ass clanking nails all day? 🤔

[🐌 @Wheeema]

I don’t hate my hometown I hate the mindsets of the people in it😭

[AlxxMaa🦈 @AlxxMash]

No lie my kid hasn’t stopped talking to me since 11am. I’m the one exhausted 😩

[AlxxMaa🦈 @AlxxMash]

My daughter said that I’m a teenager. So my children are now my siblings. Hallelujah 😂😂