Aly Hamrick

walking manifestation of blarney | she/they

[trash jones @jzux]

me: dude they blew up the chicken man in philly last night

my friend bruce: damn that sucks

me: yeah they blew up his house too

bruce: {intense eye contact} then what

[SmilodonnaVT 🍗 Partner plus push! @SmilodonnaVT]

the most laughable thing ever is people gaslighting themselves into believing that the art of war is a self-improvement/business management book. it's a 2000-year old chinese guy telling you to not fight in foggy weather and to avoid siege warfare

[furby hancock @furby_hancock]

double shifts at the je ne sais quois factory. what the hell are we even making

[Terri Irwin @TerriIrwin]

It was 31 years ago today that Steve asked, and I said “Yes!”. We were soulmates, best friends, and worked together on a mission of wildlife conservation. Best of all we had lots of fun!

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

do ze american children veally have to wake up at 6:30 for schoolëndayen? here in swenorwitzischland ze children are zoftly avoken at 11:07 and airlifted to classenroomen.

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

Today is the winter solstice - the first day of the season. So here is a thread of the most beautiful paintings of winter:

The Hunters in the Snow by Pieter Bruegel the Elder (1565)

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

Morocco, 732 Morocco, 2022
🤝
WE HAVE CONQUERED THE
IBERIAN PENINSULA AND ARE
PREPARED TO BATTLE FRANCE

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

A short history of the world in 13 maps & infographics:

1. Everybody alive today compared to everybody who has ever lived

[shar @sharloola]

i’ve been forced to watch some football recently and i really think they should consider editing the matches to have confessionals from the players like in reality tv shows. would be way more interesting

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you

[lara @laranot_laura]

I tried to order a negroni sbagliato with prosecco at a dive bar and they took me around the back and shot me

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

Pour some prosecco out for the bartenders having to make negroni sbagliatos for 1000 bisexuals this week

[nikita richardson @nikitarbk]

the holy trinity of desk drinks is a big water, a two-hour-old iced coffee and a flavored seltzer.

[Flea @flea333]

@atrupar I’m rolling with master archie

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

August 31st September 1st

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

honestly human history makes a lot more sense when you remember how many of the major decisions were made by 19-year-olds who drank wine for breakfast

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

The USWNT has announced that it will play England — and the match sold out faster than any women's soccer match in history.

The World Champions will meet the European Champions in front of 90,000 fans at Wembley in October 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢��󠁮󠁧󠁿

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Salmon is so fuckin good. I understand why bears just grab them mfs right out the water

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

The Incredible Hulk vs. Classical Composers (thread)

[charlie @chunkbardey]

walking around. and by the looks of it i’m not the only one