Alyssa Nettleton

Dancer, teacher, trashy-tv lover.

[Scott Barclay @BarclayCard18]

Haha, Djokovic pretending the ballgirl accidentally cut him with the pair of scissors. The panic on her face! 😭

[Nora Loreto @NoLore]

Portugal vs. Croatia in Toronto is like the southern ontario Catholic school match up from hell.

[Alyssa Nettleton @AlyNet87]

You’ll need 8-12 tissues for this one

[Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri]

No no mamma mamma sssshhhh

#MilanoCortina2026

[Paul Scheer @paulscheer]

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

The Penguins just released 2 minutes of Marc-Andre Fleury mic’d up at practice — and it doesn’t disappoint 😂🌸

(via @penguins)

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

New Zealand performs an impassioned Haka ahead of their semifinal with Canada. 😤 #RWC2025

[ev ꕤ misses ari ! @betteroffev]

that mom from tiktok is going to have a field day when she sees this episode

[noa ★ @dowlark]

me once it’s wednesday, august 6th and i click play on episode 5 of the summer i turned pretty season 3 and hear “previously on the summer i turned pretty” in the voice of conrad beck fisher

[Alyssa Nettleton @AlyNet87]

@porterairlines I get weather and cancellations happen but after our second day of cancellation/rebooking and waiting 1.5hours on hold, a random hang up and now no one to contact until 5:30am is nuts?

[Adam Silverstein @SilversteinAdam]

Adam Sandler was a top-three moment on #SNL50. This was incredible. Probably should have closed the show. Worth your time.

[Reyna Noriega @reynasnoriega]

SERENA?! I’m screaming. This is the pettiest man on the planet #SuperBowl #KendrickBowl

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

It just means more in Philly #FlyEaglesFly

[Dean Straka @DWStraka49]

I speak for every American outside of Kansas City in apologizing to the New England Patriots and their fans.

Your dynasty really wasn’t all that insufferable compared to this.

[Ottawa Senators @Senators]

We love a good hometown kid return 🥹

St. Albert's own @Z_Ostapchuk10 is playing his first game as a pro in his hometown rink 🙌

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

I’m sorry I couldn’t properly lead to this beautiful tribute the @CollegeGameDay put together. Really wanted to thank all of you for the avalanche of love and support you’ve shown Ben. It gives me and my family such comfort knowing how he impacted so many peoples lives around the country. He was a beautiful and loving soul.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

"I wanna talk to the manager."

That was smooth lmaoo. Triggered her even more.