Aly

i got two drinks cause it’s better than one

[Aly @AlyOhAly]

Sometimes when I feel I need male attention and want to text one of my exes I just text my gay best friend and my grandpa. They both hype me up so much 🥰

[Aly @AlyOhAly]

I haven’t had a single mf wish me a Happy International Women’s day….

[Aly @AlyOhAly]

A guy asked me where I went to college and I said Naval Academy and he said “that sounds fake” and I was speechless

[Aly @AlyOhAly]

I hate listening to men conversate

[Aly @AlyOhAly]

Who let me exist today?????

[Aly @AlyOhAly]

I’m a cunt

[Aly @AlyOhAly]

The state of Colorado is never where I think it is on the map

[Aly @AlyOhAly]

Ugh I LOVE having hot friends

[Aly @AlyOhAly]

Drunk Aly opened a bunch of Amazon packages and now I have no idea where the contents are

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You ever just go into a bar bathroom to see if you’re still hot? Cause same

[Aly @AlyOhAly]

@cherrylimeade23 Those are rookie numbers

[Marucci @cherrylimeade23]

Only about $165 short @AlyOhAly

[Aly @AlyOhAly]

Everytime I come home to NY I become 25% carb and 100% fat ass

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Still actively trying to figure out if I’m the villain or the main character

[Aly @AlyOhAly]

My Ass Doesn’t Get Enough Credit: An Autobiography

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Who else is celebrating sad girl thanksgiving?

[Aly @AlyOhAly]

I am chaos in its purest form

[Aly @AlyOhAly]

Dating tip: men apparently like you more when you’re about to deploy for 6-8 months!

[Aly @AlyOhAly]

@firedawg1984 Yes

[Aly @AlyOhAly]

I love alcohol