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[alyssa @Aly_1301]

a guy blocking you is always so funny like girl at least tell me what the last straw was so I can do it again

[El Capitán @PersnicketyK]

That student loan email just annoyed me. I’ll never forgive you bitches for this.

[angie @hotsoggi]

i think emo mexicans are one of the most culturally important groups in the world

[dylan @sp1derg1rl]

This is possibly the best news I’ve ever heard in my life and I’m not even exaggerating

[alyssa @Aly_1301]

TikTok is showing me videos of tssf show last night and you can just see me jumping up and down like a maniac in front of Parker and then getting annihilated by crowd surfers at barricade

[ally @peachykief]

No I’m not good at parking. I’m beautiful instead

[alyssa @Aly_1301]

if you were able to get tickets to see The Strokes DO NOT post about it bc I’m already mad enough

[Josh @pj_sazz]

do not go on road trips with me I will make you listen to pop punk from 2011-2018

[captain bird @asifoncue]

I drink red bull because if I wanted a white monster I’d just talk to my ex

[megan @chismosavirus]

how it feels to tell people im getting pho after work cuz its raining

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

For valentine's day I think I’m going to buy a gun

[alyssa @Aly_1301]

like???

[chips dubbo @gooch_pube]

male uselessness epidemic

[violet 🧠🐀 @daintysloth]

i’m not autistic actually i just display a majority of the symptoms

[alyssa @Aly_1301]

I said “don’t worry Mario, I can find a guy to buy us drinks in there” and he said “mmmm no bc then we both get roofied….at least if only you get roofied I can still get home”

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

Buttered noodles taste so good without a man in your ear telling you they don’t have protein

[alyssa @Aly_1301]

didnt sleep at all today, my charge nurse paged out begging for people to add on for help 30 min ago, the Starbucks by my work is all out of oatmilk, and I just saw there’s a full moon outside…I’m not making it through this shift alive tonight bro