Happy Birthday to one of my favorite Lil beebs. So thankful I grew up with such a creepy and loving neighbor like you @mbreezzzyy. Forever missing standing in my window waving at you to hang out.
Me to my mom: I had a really great day, I’m calling you to celebrate
Mom: answers phone screaming “YAY GO ALY GO ALY!!!!! What did you do?”
The best cheerleader ever, aside from my friends that I’ve texted all excited 😂
There is nothing more awkward than the screaming, grunting, middle-aged man at the gym that’s using 15lb weights. Sir pls go home. Oh you can’t? I’m sure it’s because your own wife is annoyed with you and feels awkward around you.