Alyssa Aschaker

Life's A Dance, You Learn As You Go.....

[Alyssa Aschaker @Aly_Aschaker]

I can’t believe we just paid the insane amount we did for @garthbrooks to finish at 9:35 and no @trishayearwood
Holy shit. 😫😫😫

[Alyssa Aschaker @Aly_Aschaker]

@AGT is getting ridiculous.
No one is going to see a high school
Choir in Vegas. 🙄

[Alyssa Aschaker @Aly_Aschaker]

I hope Huda watches this season back and does some serious self reflection and works on herself….
Absurd.

#LoveIslandUSA #batshitcrazy #teamjeremiah

[Alyssa Aschaker @Aly_Aschaker]

@loveislandusa This was the stupidest recoupling I’ve ever seen. A joke for America voting to make the decision.

[Alyssa Aschaker @Aly_Aschaker]

The whole “America votes on the re-coupling” is quite dumb and unfair for people who are making genuine connections. Now there are people in couples who want nothing to do with eachother….

@loveislandusa

[Alyssa Aschaker @Aly_Aschaker]

@NFL And you put up 15 porta potties total at Lambeau for 240k people. Well done.

[Alyssa Aschaker @Aly_Aschaker]

Not sure the @NFL realizes that the more bathrooms there are, the more that people will drink.
Not well done.
#NFLDraft2025

[Alyssa Aschaker @Aly_Aschaker]

Confused why Michelle is now acting like she’s so upset & she doesn’t know where to go from here. She’s treated David like complete shit & has been uninterested & has acted too good for him since Day 1.

#MAFSChicago #MAFSUS #MarriedAtFirstSightChicago #MarriedAtFirstSight

[Alyssa Aschaker @Aly_Aschaker]

How the F does @AshleyMcBryde not END her show with her best song “dive bar in Dahlonega
😩😩😩😩😩😩
She’s still amazing but 😩😩

[Alyssa Aschaker @Aly_Aschaker]

Dear @KelseaBallerini
How do we get “dibs” on the setlist tonight in Milwaukee 😩😩😩😩

[Alyssa Aschaker @Aly_Aschaker]

I was Team Kaylor but this whole crying and bitching about him not mentioning the shower comment is getting quite out of hand 🙄🙄
#loveislandusa

[Alyssa Aschaker @Aly_Aschaker]

The best @TheChallenge was when you had to win a skull in an elimination to earn your way to a final.

Ridiculous that 4 of 5 people in this seasons final never once saw an elimination, just had the right group of friends 🙄

@tjlavin @MTVChallenge

[Alyssa Aschaker @Aly_Aschaker]

I pray it is not a fact that @culvers switched to Coca-Cola Products.
Please don’t let this rumor be true 🫣🫣

[Alyssa Aschaker @Aly_Aschaker]

Check out my photo from #Summerfest #SmileOn #USCSmileOn@uscellular https://t.co/NANtJ84l16

[Alyssa Aschaker @Aly_Aschaker]

This mix @twofriendsmusic has on @sxmElectro right now is everything!!! #friendlysessions

[Alyssa Aschaker @Aly_Aschaker]

So so so happy the Bachelorette isn’t in their 20s for once but I mean what is going on here?! This is painful to watch! @BachelorABC

[Alyssa Aschaker @Aly_Aschaker]

This 😂😂👏🏼👏🏼

[Juan Pablo Galavis™ @JuanPaGalavis]

My INSTINCTS usually don’t LET me down... 😉

[Alyssa Aschaker @Aly_Aschaker]

@JuanPaGalavis 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Alyssa Aschaker @Aly_Aschaker]

I’m sorry is this actually serious?! Catching up on this weeks @BacheloretteABC and I am dumbfounded

[Alyssa Aschaker @Aly_Aschaker]

@badsalsagroup should win @AGT no questions asked end of story....they are literally Amazing!!!!!!! #AGTFinals #AGTFinale