Alyaa Murphy

Co-owner of @PadMatchRealty, tweeting listings & random stuff 😄 I’m cool like that. Need a home? Tap my website!

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@Mostdeft1 @DVDeeJP @BobbyNaples After reading all the comments, I think perhaps he was just a little annoyed at the tone.

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@BobbyNaples @willsmith @chrisrock That was shocking!

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@BloggerSaurabh 🤣

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@BraintreePolice Too funny 😂😂

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@cp_castasus Guilty!

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1 bedroom condo for rent in Jamaica Plain, #Boston ! Available for #September 1. Heat & hot water included & there’s #laundry in the building. There’s a dishwasher in the (separate) kitchen, & also a balcony! Ask me for the #video tour!
#ForRent #RealEstate #deals #bostonrentals

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Overheard this conversation between my mother and my 5 year old:
Kid : Grandma, what’s a “fart”?
My mom : Oh... that’s just when your poop says “hello”.
🙈🙈🙈
#omg #poop #questions #grandma #momlife #icant #life #hello #ItIsWhatItIs #adulting #AdultingAndStuff #why #whatever

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Okay... this made me #laugh out loud 😂

[Leon Langford @MasonLLL]

Nothing can prepare you for the journey you’re about to take through this video.

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SCREAMING! Ordered a surprise gift for a dear friend overseas, and the site took my payment info and immediately processed the entire order without an opportunity to write a note or hide the price. I am #mortified in advance! 🙈

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Yes, I read the whole thing (zoomed in and all). Worth it 🤣

#laughteristhebestmedicine #lmao

[Kage Spatz @KageSpatz]

Some of these reviews gotta be from professional comedians or storytellers this is too good!

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@KageSpatz I laughed so hard!!

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I received tactical obedience training from a Poodle today when I went to show someone’s house. It positioned itself between my legs and gracefully walked & turned as I walked. That was so cool! Dogs are the best!

#training #realestatelife #RealEstate #dogsarelife #fun #poodle

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I showed an apartment today and the tenant was present. She told us the bathroom was “small,c like in an airplane”. Then she added to my clients, “But that’s ok, you people are small anyway!” Omg 😅🙈 So glad my folks have a sense of humor!

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I was going through my camera roll and deleting pics, when I came across this old screenshot. Wow, time flies! What a great & rewarding experience it was working in a bistro.

#oldtimes #WaybackWednesday #bistro #restaurant #cheesecake #desserts #feels #Memories #hungry #sweet

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Good laugh 😄

[Alok Ranjan Pandey @thealokr]

This is hilarious :D :D

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@thealokr 😂😂

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In my fight against the coronavirus, I was obsessively disinfecting the doors to my office. Never before has every passerby given me a big, warm smile upon seeing me crazily wiping away. #Lysol is now my new partner in spreading #happiness.

#coronavirus #Lysol #COVID19 #BeSafe

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Is it a thing for indoor grills to catch fire and melt during grilling? 😂 That heating element needs some work! 🤦‍♀️

#grilling #homecook #fail #fire #hamburger #burgers #help #whyme #food

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@RealtorSherif Hello!! 🥰❤️🤗

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@jtklaw 😱