Alyse Jane

Just your local SunFlower 🌻

[Alyse Jane @AlyseJane]

😚📸

[Salice Rose @salice_roseee]

Be with someone who chooses you everyday…Not just when they are in the mood for you.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The MET pays tribute to Rihanna with a marble statue made in her honor. #MetGala

[Kea @jacquemusx]

It is time. A thread of my favourite looks from yesterday’s Met Gala! ✨

[Alyse Jane @AlyseJane]

#NewProfilePic

[bella. @izabellacarriz]

some girls just deserve to get their shit rocked 💁🏽‍♀️

[Salice Rose @salice_roseee]

That knife you stuck in my back became useful when it came time to cut my ties with you.

[Alyse Jane @AlyseJane]

Kami: you know how mushrooms that have a lot of color so you know that they’re poisonous?
Me: yeah?
Kami: that’s how toxic we are. Eat us and find out 😭😭

-2021

[Alyse Jane @AlyseJane]

Me and Kami at Target-

Kami: Happiness comes from friendship!

Me: No it doesn’t…

Kami: where does it come from then?

Both of us: Money.

[Alyse Jane @AlyseJane]

Some of y’all never done gator tails in the middle of the night because a boy broke your heart and it shows -Taylor 2021

[Alyse Jane @AlyseJane]

*Talks about Chinese Stocks with Taylor and her boyfriend*

Taylor: the only Chinese stocks I’ll invest in are the illegal organ harvesting companies

Welcome Home Taylor 😂
#2021

[Alyse Jane @AlyseJane]

*Tells Taylor about guy who was acting like a little bitch about his food taking long when we are slammed*

Taylor: you should have told him to stop being a little bitch. It’s not Tuesday. Kids don’t eat free

IM SCREAMING.
#Taylor2021

[Alyse Jane @AlyseJane]

#NewProfilePic

[Anna Pepe @iamannapepe]

signs that are going to be the most financially stable in 2021 💸⚡️

- Virgo
- Aquarius
- Capricorn
- Scorpio
- Aries
- Sagittarius

(check thread for channeled explanations! 🤍)

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

Tyler Perry said before you marry someone you need to see them in 🗣 ALL 4 seasons. When they broke, happy, mad, stable & been hurt. I felt that because sometimes we wonder why people change on us & it’s not really change it’s just who they are under certain conditions‼️ 💯

[Alyse Jane @AlyseJane]

“Let’s see. The FICA guys took all my money. Everyone I know is either getting married or pregnant or getting promoted and I’m getting coffee... and it’s not ever for MeeeEEEee” -Rachel Green

Same Tho 🤣

[Alyse Jane @AlyseJane]

Taylor: sometimes I think old people drive slow so their soul can keep up.

Taylor 2020

[Alyse Jane @AlyseJane]

@bvabeeg Me at work