Al

can live, laugh, love in any conditions

[Al @Alysew09]

me if having a hot boyfriend was a crime

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

COUNT 1: GUILTY

COUNT 2: GUILTY

COUNT 3: GUILTY

COUNT 4: GUILTY

COUNT 5: GUILTY

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

just found out the hard way that there’s a limit to how many safari tabs you can have open on your phone

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

i feel like this little dog when im in places im not supposed to be

[Lucius George ⬛️🟨 @SageOfScoob]

@realDonaldTrump

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

this crazy priest is my new favorite tiktok account

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

me: *trying to conceal tears after learning my wife cheated on me*
my 5 year old son in the back of my gmc grand sierra:

[trash jones @jzux]

now more than ever i relate to the elf mailroom guy who is inexplicably 26 years old

[LJ 👩🏻‍🦰🍒🪐 @crotchner2]

whoever wins gets custody of joe biden

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

The year my best friend went as tobias funke and people asked if she was Gandhi

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

You’re worried about measuring the wrong paper

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

you guys are excelling in your careers, finding life partners, staying healthy, and saving money?

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

6. Kids carrying cardboard for break dancing. New York City, 1983. Photographer- Martha Cooper

[Bichinhos fofinhos pra quem ta cansado @BichinhosFB]

a mimir

[Soze Faizon Blanco @TheHumanDurag]

They stop carding you once the light has left your eyes.

[betitooo 🦦 @ghooostyy_]

Dont wanna go out… but theres a bartender out there who needs my 20% tip to feed his family