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"I worship nature because there's a feeling in the woods that I've never felt in a church"

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Do ur ears ever start ringing and u just think to yourself *bitch talk shit about me idc* lol

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@ShouldHaveCat

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@BrianRoemmele

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Archangel-12

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The first astronauts to orbit the poles

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"The beauty of NFTs lies in their ability to turn pixels into real assets.

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“In the world of NFTs, ownership is no longer a concept tied to physical space; it’s all about digital provenance.”

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I just remembered that my dad had balls hanging from the hitch on his truck my whole childhood and my mom picked me up from school in that truck everyday…. Balls just hanging 🤦🏼‍♀️🥲

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I’m about to put an Apple Watch on my dogs collar just to wake my bf up when I call him

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I’ve decided to delete anyone on Facebook who starts selling stupid pyramid bullshit, get a real job ‘boss babe’ quit scamming people out of their money 🤨😗

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Tell your girlfriend to stay off my Facebook

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My mom just waved at a dog lmao I love her

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Day two of my cat bringing a snake to my door step 🥲

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Damn everybody got pregnant for Easter. Glad that bunny skipped my fuckin house 😅🐰🥚

[shelby @shelbladee]

Not me having a matching tattoo with someone I haven’t talked to in like 3 years lmao

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You ever hit your fingernail on something and it hurts more than it really should

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@_TheLotus_Eater You’re welcome 😂

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I texted my dad to see what he was wanting for his birthday this year.... he says 11 1/2 monarchs... I was like what the hell is that so I google it and.... you coulda just said the dad shoes 🙄

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How does ibuprofen know where my pain is? That’s some witch craft shit