Alyson Embrey

tall, funny, moderately attractive

[Dr. Magic Panda @magicpanda_703]

Because I’m not white trash.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.

[crawf @crawf34]

hey, tell them there’s a pedophile in attendance

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

And there you have it, folks.

[Drew Beringer @drewberinger]

Nightmare blunt rotation

[flor @palanttt]

me temo que nunca más vamos a poder llegar al nivel de cine que se llegó con anne hathaway cantando somebody to love en un casamiento de gigantes

[Felon Degeneres @_alyssssssac]

EIGHTY FIVE????????

[S @even_steven8tht]

Maybe I’m too woke but I think it’s insane to even listen to an artist who released a song named “Heil Hitler” less than a year ago, let alone attend his concert.

[Vatican News @VaticanNews]

Pope Leo's Easter message:

"Let those who have weapons lay them down! Let those who have the power to unleash wars choose peace! Not a peace imposed by force, but through dialogue! Not with the desire to dominate others, but to encounter them!"

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

We did it, Joe.

(with @trixiemattel + @katya_zamo)

[Jonas ‧₊ ♪˚⊹ 20 DAYS @kurtcobainyaoi]

Btw, when you use ChatGPT, you're not just polluting the Earth, you're also giving money to a rapist

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

EVERYONE SIGN THIS RIGHT NOW

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

the worst april fools jokes are the ones that u wish were actually true

[GFed🇺🇸 @GfedGoCrazy]

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Left: Christian faith leaders praying with President Trump

Right: Pope Leo on Palm Sunday, "Jesus does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, he rejects then, saying: Even though you make many prayers I will not listen, your hands are full of blood"

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: Catholic Pope Leo XIV says God rejects prayers of leaders who start wars.

[brandi ❤️‍🔥 @daysevermore]

finally using their evil powers for good

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Mark Ruffalo on Gavin Newsom saying he regrets calling Israel an apartheid state:

“Know where you stand and stand there. […] I don’t know what billionaire got in your ear but it’s not working for you. This is now how you are going to win. It’s Apartheid and it’s a Genocide.”

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Is there a single democrat running for president who isn't a spineless bitch for Israel

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?