Alyson Pittman

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[Alyson Pittman @AlysonPittman]

Yall are literally so annoying @USSupremeCourt

[KTLA @KTLA]

8-year-old Ohio girl drove to Target, went shopping: Police https://t.co/drTgBx5Nai

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of satisfying photos for perfectionists

1. Moon bridge

[Jake 🕊️ @moviefan67]

you should basically never start working until 10:30am. you should also start wrapping things up for the day around 3pm. and we mustn’t forget about the traditional hour lunch.

[Alyson Pittman @AlysonPittman]

@lexybarreto Hahaha different apps have different convos. Love uuu

[Alyson Pittman @AlysonPittman]

Send these babies home 😭😭😭

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: People are concerned about the living conditions in the Saint Louis zoo after this photo of a polar bear lying on ice began going viral. A visitor of the zoo took this photo yesterday and began to raise concerns.

[Alyson Pittman @AlysonPittman]

So how’s he in charge of a whole country….

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

The Biden DOJ is not charging Joe Biden because he is too mentally unwell to be accountable for his crimes.

Yes, that is their defense.

This is the man with the nuclear codes.

[Alyson Pittman @AlysonPittman]

Hello Fresh & Factor meals are working HARD this January 😂 got every influencer doing ad after ad

[Alyson Pittman @AlysonPittman]

If Shep quits Southern Charm I will actually cry

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Them: Don’t spoil that baby
Me: I promise, I’m not!
The baby:

[Alyson Pittman @AlysonPittman]

Omg I said the saaaaaame thing

[nya @xixnya]

If snap AI isn’t a real human whose ceiling was that???

[nya @xixnya]

If snap AI isn’t a real human whose ceiling was that???

[Alyson Pittman @AlysonPittman]

@PrestonSkersick It’s all such a joke and so ridiculous. I can’t even believe it’s legal, yet it’s run by our government.

[Alyson Pittman @AlysonPittman]

What about if we have regular health insurance considering they are telling me AGAIN that the medicine that got me out of the hospital and able to walk again isn’t necessary yet without insurance it’s over $18,000 and I need it every other month. Jokes.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

How many times have lawmakers in Washington promised that they’d give Medicare the power to negotiate for lower drug prices?

We got it done.

[Butt Stuff @DMbuttstuff]

unfortunately i’m not addicted to the grind i am addicted to the unwind i love chilling and relaxation and overall taking it easy

[Alyson Pittman @AlysonPittman]

@Taylorrlynn23 You have it. I will help you plan

[Alyson Pittman @AlysonPittman]

@Taylorrlynn23 I want some