Alyssa Blank

[Alyssa Blank @AlyssaBlank3]

@SarahWestgate1

[Alyssa Blank @AlyssaBlank3]

@SarahWestgate1 Omg wtf people are trashhhhhh

[Alyssa Blank @AlyssaBlank3]

@SarahWestgate1 Like Ava said, Va beachhhhhh

[Alyssa Blank @AlyssaBlank3]

I bet the people that follow arrows in the grocery store are the same people that reminded the teacher to give homework.

[Alyssa Blank @AlyssaBlank3]

@SarahWestgate1 Its about to go downnnnnn

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

If you get bitten by a shark, bite it back. You’ll still probably die but the shark will be like “lol what”

[Alyssa Blank @AlyssaBlank3]

😂 I'm in a place where Idgaf. I try to be neutral and open minded but I'm done. You're gonna know what TF I'm thinking. Don't play with me if you don't wanna know the truth

[Alyssa Blank @AlyssaBlank3]

Twitter is getting so toxic. Twitter used to be such a funny place for me to get a good laugh but y'all wanna rant about your BS "politics" and be negative. GTFO. Nobody gives a damn about your fake, biased BS fake news. Grow upppppppppp

[Alyssa Blank @AlyssaBlank3]

So sick of these snowflakes wanting to be mad about everything, be offended for everyone else, get mad when they're "judged" but judge everyone else, they're entitled, take no responsibility and are spoon fed little brats. Grow TF up and stop whining.

[Alyssa Blank @AlyssaBlank3]

@SarahWestgate1 here ya go... Question of the day

[Alyssa Blank @AlyssaBlank3]

Would you rather laugh uncontrollably at a funeral or break all the decorations at a wedding?

[Alyssa Blank @AlyssaBlank3]

@SarahWestgate1 Hahaha I was trying to play would you rather with Kyle and he was falling asleep so I figured I'd see what the people agree with 😂 I also have the wildest situations for this game

[Alyssa Blank @AlyssaBlank3]

Would you rather have doorbells on your nipple that ring when touched or arms that fold like fruit roll ups?

[Alyssa Blank @AlyssaBlank3]

Would you rather have flamingo legs or a dick nose?

[Alyssa Blank @AlyssaBlank3]

So I definitely pretended to be frozen on a zoom call earlier to avoid an awkward situation. Where's my Oscar? 😂 It was pure gold

[Alyssa Blank @AlyssaBlank3]

Go check it out! Episode 2 touches on building a solid, lasting brand! #business #success # https://t.co/Fq96baBfmW

[Alyssa Blank @AlyssaBlank3]

Can I just be honest..I now think of this badass move every single day. This is such a boss move and we should all aspire to be more like her. I always liked her but now I love this girl 😂❤️👏🏼 do your thang girl @B_lashess

[B-LASHES @B_lashess]

“DELASHING”- The ACT of not giving a flying fuck what someone thinks of your appearance. PERIOD #doubleshotatlove #delashing

[Alyssa Blank @AlyssaBlank3]

I was tryna fool my dermatologist earlier..saying I always use sunscreen, etc etc..then she asked me to take my watch off and I was immediately busted with that tan line. Oops haha sorry not sorry