Alyssa DeWitt

she/her

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Mr. Floyd | 🏳️‍🌈 @Its_Mr_Floyd]

It's honestly hilarious how every time a weirdly arbitrary change is made to Twitter, you can always trace it back to a recent moment when people made fun of Elon for something.

[ᴀ. @alyssaxtrevino]

a girl and her bed on a Sunday is an endless love affair 🦋

[Patricia Bourque @TrishaBourque]

Keep reading until it sinks in.

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

Patiently waiting for the spooky season like:

[Haley OC @MILFWEEED]

so annoying when I feel happy after working out. like okay I get it this is good for me. don’t be condescending about it.

[k. matt @heyitskmatt]

Obsessed with this living setup that this woman setup for her brother who is on the spectrum so he can live independently but still have his support system nearby!

[Nan Whaley @nanwhaley]

Team Whaley made it to the Montgomery County Board Of Elections to vote early today!

Don't forget there's a primary happening on August 2nd for state legislative races.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

This is a very powerful way to use urban art

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

The 2020 election was called 621 days ago, and the dude who lost is STILL melting down on a daily basis, but tell me again how ‘women are too emotional to lead.’

[Christina Farr @chrissyfarr]

A friend told me the new term for Mansplaining:

Correctile Dysfunction

I died.

[Jena Friedman @JenaFriedman]

2016: Will America vote for a female president?

2022: Should women have healthcare?

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Dragonfly nymphs can suck water up their butts and shoot it out for jet propulsion

[Jānis Lācis @Lidotajs]

😬 #DontLookUp in real life. 🥵

[Sonia Baschez @SoniaBaschez]

Here’s to politicians using TikTok properly lmao

[. @MarisaKabas]

it took three weeks from overturning roe to arguing that actually it’s okay for a 5th grader to be pregnant

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Very crisp image. I can practically see the institute where I studied how to be stupider