Alyzzard 🎃

Satan is my daddy

[Alyzzard 🎃 @AlyssaDemaria]

So there’s this new cause that is 100% worth donating to it’s called my bank account

[Alyzzard 🎃 @AlyssaDemaria]

@barstoolsports Sigh,only at Whiskey River in Ankeny, IA

[Alyzzard 🎃 @AlyssaDemaria]

Me: 5 mins into my new diet & feelin good about myself

Life:

[Tyler Beers @T_T1ME_]

@DanaBeers_ @DanaBeers_ let’s go! Beer tweet!

[... @cairngum]

Normalise being bitter and consumed by hatred

[Alyzzard 🎃 @AlyssaDemaria]

A legend

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I have no opinion on Claire. However I can’t wait until Dale dumps her and she is made a fool of.

[Alyzzard 🎃 @AlyssaDemaria]

✌️✌️✌️

[Alyzzard 🎃 @AlyssaDemaria]

Splish splash your opinion is trash

[Alyzzard 🎃 @AlyssaDemaria]

You know what YouTube trend I really miss? MUKBANGS

[Alyzzard 🎃 @AlyssaDemaria]

The highlight of my quarantine was chugging white claw and puking afterwards

[Alyzzard 🎃 @AlyssaDemaria]

@stoolpresidente Madison was the MVP of the last unboxing

[Alyzzard 🎃 @AlyssaDemaria]

@stoolpresidente Fish master

[Alyzzard 🎃 @AlyssaDemaria]

All I want in life is money and a fat ass

[Alyzzard 🎃 @AlyssaDemaria]

Lmao truth 😂

[Cesar 🤧 @elbravojc]

IYKYK 😂

[Alyzzard 🎃 @AlyssaDemaria]

@stoolpresidente We need Randolph merch

[Cal. @CRomero3]

Wanna be cuddled for like 3 or 5 days.

[Hey_its_Keili 🦋 @KeiliiiE]

That sent me 😂

[Alyzzard 🎃 @AlyssaDemaria]

@bxmbict Omgggg miss you more 😭

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

why can’t you drink out the god damn mcflurry spoon

[. @spencerh40]

When the bartender said last call I didn’t know it was gonna be for 2 months

[NE$HA BABY 🧚🏾 @neshamignon]

Stop asking me “wyd” bitch I’m high in the house and I’m in the house high.