alyssa geyser

[malek @offlinemalek]

bitches stare at me like it’s my fault that I’m a bad bitch

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

i may be a lot of things but at least i’m not pregnant

[sav @savannnahjuarez]

Hoodie szn needs to PULL UP ON MEEEEE

[alyssa geyser @AlyssaGeyser]

Best way to cure a headache fast : take 3 ibuprofen or a migraine pill

[alyssa geyser @AlyssaGeyser]

@suckduhpetho Ayyy right hereee🤷🏼‍♀️

[Alexiz Pena @suckduhpetho]

Gotta love a good girl that can hold it down for you & ride whenever <3

[Alexiz Pena @suckduhpetho]

Haven't been on this bitch in a min.

[alyssa geyser @AlyssaGeyser]

@suckduhpetho I’m so weak

[Alexiz Pena @suckduhpetho]

Your as fake as the christmas tree in my garage. Time for a new one bitch.

[alyssa geyser @AlyssaGeyser]

Goes on twitter for 5 secs ....yeah I’m logging off now

[Mads🥂 @madisommelier]

I’m never gonna get over how right after my best friend finished her chlamydia antibiotics SHE FORGOT TO DISINFECT HER VIBRATOR and that kids is what we call a clap back

[its things in life @itsthingsinlife]

So many people from your past know a version of you that doesn’t exist anymore.

[alyssa geyser @AlyssaGeyser]

Don’t know about y’all but my morning showers before work take me 10x longer than It does For me to actually get ready #loveshowers 😂

[Kards Katch Up @kardskatchup]

Describe your ex in 1 word #KUWTK

[alyssa geyser @AlyssaGeyser]

@snapchatsupport I’ve done everything 😭😭

[alyssa geyser @AlyssaGeyser]

@snapchatsupport Still having trouble