✰ 𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕤𝕒 ✰

✰ raleigh, nc ✰ ecu + axid alum ✰ content strategist ✰ love all things traveling, sunsets + baseball

[✰ 𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕤𝕒 ✰ @AlyssaHanzl]

I wish I had an anonymous twitter to tell everyone about my life bc it's such a joke & would be a great comedy show

[Cliff Godwin @cgodwin23]

Our system is so BROKEN! We have coaches at P4 schools texting our players directly who are not in portal! And we have proof!

[ECU Baseball @ECUBaseball]

Ben Newton singles to lead off the 8th and now JAKE KUCHMANER IS PINCH RUNNING FOR THE PIRATES.

[Eric Brakey 🌲🦔 @EricBrakey]

It is worth noting that while government has effectively made paying rent optional, they have not made paying property taxes optional.

[Geoffrey Miller @gmiller]

The eviction moratoriums will incentivize landlords in future to demand many more months of rent up front, which will make it harder for cash-poor people to rent homes.

Good work, government. Way to maximize moral hazard in the housing market.

[Barstool Baseball @StoolBaseball]

.@ECUBaseball vs. @DiamondHeels

[Barstool Baseball @StoolBaseball]

.@TCU_Baseball vs. @ECUBaseball

[✰ 𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕤𝕒 ✰ @AlyssaHanzl]

#BestBarSupDogs

[✰ 𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕤𝕒 ✰ @AlyssaHanzl]

#BestBarSupDogs

[✰ 𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕤𝕒 ✰ @AlyssaHanzl]

@DrVodka12 come be my neighbor please.

[✰ 𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕤𝕒 ✰ @AlyssaHanzl]

@ericward_7 @jbehr1128 @ZachMaskavich @BMeador8 now that’s a genius idea!

[✰ 𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕤𝕒 ✰ @AlyssaHanzl]

@jbehr1128 @ZachMaskavich @ericward_7 @BMeador8 count me in for one too

[✰ 𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕤𝕒 ✰ @AlyssaHanzl]

congo needs an attitude adjustment @ilooklikabigmac @tyleraellis_

[morgan wallen @MorganWallen]

Well I just looked around on social media and seems like y’all want me to drop Seven Summers

[✰ 𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕤𝕒 ✰ @AlyssaHanzl]

caulking is a skill... one i don’t have.

[✰ 𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕤𝕒 ✰ @AlyssaHanzl]

my last three years on this date: hawaii, hilton head, clearwater.

what i’m doing today: canceling my flight to nashville for tomorrow. 🙃

[✰ 𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕤𝕒 ✰ @AlyssaHanzl]

it’s so hard to shop for mother’s day without home goods, marshall’s or tjmaxx 🤦🏼‍♀️

[✰ 𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕤𝕒 ✰ @AlyssaHanzl]

live look at me all day at work today! https://t.co/9k8zmQbwM7

[✰ 𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕤𝕒 ✰ @AlyssaHanzl]

@DavisSearcy @ECUpir8nation spotted: alyssa running away from getting kicked out just hours before

[✰ 𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕤𝕒 ✰ @AlyssaHanzl]

i’m glad my dad has hobbies but i’m tryna call you. i don’t care if your enjoying a nice day fishing in the river, i have important things to talk about!!!!

[✰ 𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕤𝕒 ✰ @AlyssaHanzl]

PSA: STOP SCREENSHOTING TRANSPARENT IMAGES FROM GOOGLE!!