alyssa ❁

from charming to alarming in seconds • 👻: alyssajaneee #mom #govols

[alyssa ❁ @AlyssaJane_]

@rachelvibez Maybe the kids really be alright 🥹 I listened to it all last week and really cried dude, that’s THE song of memories in my opinion. I’d love to ride around w ya and blast it for old times sake 😭

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Please be picky, everything you want exists.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Team USA goalkeeper during the biggest game of his life

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that the United States Women's National Soccer Team has won 4 World Cups.

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

Usually it’s called soccer

But tomorrow night in Seattle, for one day only against Belgium

It’s called Monday Night Football.

[ana folklore ❤️‍🔥 @behindthemall13]

y’all are shocked she got married at msg? she literally spent months telling us that’s the life of a showgirl. the REAL plot twist is that she has a DOG.

[alyssa ❁ @AlyssaJane_]

One more proposal announcement I swear to god I’m gonna floor it

[alyssa ❁ @AlyssaJane_]

This is hilarious

[Kat ☁️ @showgirlkat]

from now on we will be celebrating Tayvis anniversary instead of america and i think that’s beautiful

[Barstool Rocky Top @BarstoolTenn]

Adidas: 1

Nike: 0

[‏ً @itsnwts]

I just heard a woman say “never trust a man who would rather teach you a lesson than make sure you’re safe” and I had to share.

[alyssa ❁ @AlyssaJane_]

My God has a history of showing up for me, no way he’s gonna fail me now 🤍🤞🏻

[alyssa ❁ @AlyssaJane_]

My dad is going to get the neighbor on hospice ice water from the gas station fountain bc that’s the only thing he wants right now and that just made me bawl my eyes out

[stewie garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[Jack @GayLaVie]

IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO EAT THE PAINT CHIPS FLAKING OFF THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL REFLECTING POOL, STAY IN LINE

[alyssa ❁ @AlyssaJane_]

Not my kid making a cheer routine to Electric Avenue

[‏ً @itsnwts]

HOT TAKE: Someone said “this is the first time in history women are dating men for their character. And that's why no one is dating.” and she was right.

[. @Fimiye]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[tim #TEAMDAWN @lovesickonmybed]

i like that taylor went from terrorizing the nfl to the nba. let’s take her to baseball season next. nowhere is safe.