Alyssa Thomas

Southern, Sassy & Classy. ✌ Raised on Sweet Tea, Jesus & Mud Trucks. #BayouBabe

[Alyssa Thomas @AlyssaKP11]

I’m ashamed of the amount of $$$ I’ve spent on baby girl clothes in less than a week. 🥴🥹😭

[Alyssa Thomas @AlyssaKP11]

“Alyssa has to do it”… an hour later: “oh you didn’t have to do it”…. Wut. 😑😤

[Alyssa Thomas @AlyssaKP11]

Struggle to force myself to go to work bc I’ve been up all night sick, have to stop multiple times getting sick, make it to work for one of my contacts to fall out and dry up & I have no replacements. Can I get a redo? 🥹😩😭

[Alyssa Thomas @AlyssaKP11]

I love my dogs but I am so tired of being covered in dog hair 24/7… 🙃😑

[Alyssa Thomas @AlyssaKP11]

@trentonewing7 🥹🥹🥹 Your one of my fave EMTs ❤️😘

[Alyssa Thomas @AlyssaKP11]

Management may suck, but I have some of the best coworkers. The amount of love I’ve been shown since people have found out I’m going PRN have made me feel so appreciated 🥹❤️

[Alyssa Thomas @AlyssaKP11]

@trentonewing7 Apparently I only have 2 days worth.. 🙃

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Literally caught covid at my job, who doesn’t pay me bc I’m out with covid?? Same job. OKAY. 😑

[Alyssa Thomas @AlyssaKP11]

It’s been a long day, I don’t wanna medic anymore.. 🥲🥲

[Alyssa Thomas @AlyssaKP11]

How do you publicly post about someone “borrowing” money from you & not paying you back when you’ve “borrowed” THOUSANDS of dollars from your CHILD & never repaid a dime of it??? 👀🤔🤥🥴

[Alyssa Thomas @AlyssaKP11]

Interviews are so cringe..🥴 Like can we just talk about my dogs? My kid? I can barely remember if I ate yesterday so no I can’t describe a specific time I did any of the things your asking…

[Alyssa Thomas @AlyssaKP11]

I just want a job where I can wear comfy scrubs all day but still make decent pay.. 😩😩

[Alyssa Thomas @AlyssaKP11]

I can’t even listen to the song I picked for the father/daughter dance without sobbing… it’s gonna be even worse the day of.. 🙃🙃

[Alyssa Thomas @AlyssaKP11]

There’s ALWAYS 2 sides to every story & the fact that people so easily forget that and believe one side baffles me sometimes.

[Alyssa Thomas @AlyssaKP11]

“You can’t see this but..” okay so don’t post it!! He can’t see it FOR A REASON, cause he doesn’t want to. So quit posting for your pitty show & leave him alone!!!

[Alyssa Thomas @AlyssaKP11]

If you ✨love✨ someone so much why can’t you leave them alone when that’s all they ask for?? Quit ruining the best days for them.

[Alyssa Thomas @AlyssaKP11]

I wish I could take all of my families hurt away… it really just isn’t fair.. 🥺🥺

[Alyssa Thomas @AlyssaKP11]

My kid is living his best life with his feet propped up in his car seat, a fan blowing on him, while double fisting chicken nug nugs… I wanna be on his level.

[Alyssa Thomas @AlyssaKP11]

Note to self: don’t go get pre-op bloodwork done in uniform… “are you bringing me a pt or are you my pt?”

[Alyssa Thomas @AlyssaKP11]

I’ve gotten so many compliments on my lashes today & I have to tell everyone these are wayyyy overdue for a fill this ain’t even the best they look bby. 😅😅