Alyssa Zmolik

mom of many, software engineer, perpetually late and anxious about it

[FemCatholic @FemCatholic]

If you’ve heard the phrase "marital debt," it’s likely from someone on the Internet claiming that a wife is required to provide on-demand sex to her husband on pain of mortal sin, regardless of her desires or feelings. This is in fact, sexual coercion. https://t.co/LwWXahRP4y

[Alyssa Zmolik @AlyssaKayZmolik]

@red10meg Not terribly mad about it

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@KatiePMcGrady Private intention and my new niece!

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Obviously great we have lessened the stigma towards some mental health conditions but I do think we should return to sending women to the seaside for weeks at a time when they cry too much

[Alyssa Zmolik @AlyssaKayZmolik]

@MaterGarruli Nail polish remover will get it out

[Alyssa Zmolik @AlyssaKayZmolik]

My manager pointed out that I’m obviously okay in any social situation because I always have a book. My coworker didn’t believe him. I then had to pull out the pocket copy of Wuthering Heights I’ve been carrying around. Still not sure if that was supposed to be bad or not 🤔

[Alyssa Zmolik @AlyssaKayZmolik]

@LaudadioSi She comes to you and that’s okay. As long as you know the rest is true too.

[Alyssa Zmolik @AlyssaKayZmolik]

I dreamt about trigonometry last night so I guess you could say the semester is going great

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@gennicas469 🥹 I love this for you

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@EndOfDaysWoman ‘Z like zebra M as in Mary O L I K, no it’s a long O so not like that’

[Alyssa Zmolik @AlyssaKayZmolik]

@EndOfDaysWoman There was one time when my oldest was about 12 months and the dog was upset with me for not letting him frolic in the mud and set off the battery powered walker toy in the middle of the night. You stick to it.

[Alyssa Zmolik @AlyssaKayZmolik]

“You know honey, you’re very normal” - Lucy, 3. Thanks, I think?

[patrick mcmahon @patricksmcmahon]

yeah i have stock options. chicken, beef, vegetable

[Domino's Pizza @dominos]

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[Alyssa Zmolik @AlyssaKayZmolik]

@tylrsctt01 YouTube it! I watched a lot of videos on different ones when I was pregnant with Isaiah and it helped me learn/figure out which one I wanted

[Alyssa Zmolik @AlyssaKayZmolik]

Back on my BS*

*doing homework and listening to that classical version of Alanis Morissette

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@KatiePMcGrady @allie_livi Brilliant!

[Alyssa Zmolik @AlyssaKayZmolik]

Hiding in my mostly empty closet, drinking a beer, trying to avoid the explosion of boxes currently taking over my house while simultaneously hyping myself up to get the rest packed. Send help. Or more beer.

[Alyssa Zmolik @AlyssaKayZmolik]

I might mess around and write a thank you note to my husband for our 6th anniversary

[Alyssa Zmolik @AlyssaKayZmolik]

@ChipotleTweets how do we request a refund on the app when the guac was forgotten?! 😩