Alyssa Kaye

Hokie Imagineer. Lover of all things creative. Theatre Geek and Goofball in my spare time. All tweets are mine and not affiliated with the Walt Disney Company.

[Alyssa Kaye @AlyssaKaye89]

@dan_waidelich This is so awesome, Dan!! Congrats!!!

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@kelseysecules HSA is great if your company contributes to the account so you have free money set aside for medical expenses - I get just about enough to cover my deductible. HMO, however, I don’t understand.

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I will never understand why any @tacobell isn’t prepared for the late night weekend rush. Gimme my Cheesy Gordita Crunch already!

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Some things never change. And for me, that’s watching (500) Days of Summer when I’m semi-drunk and feeling lonely and emo.

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This quarter for grad school might kill me. It’s day one, and I’ve already had my first panic attack. ✌🏻

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Adulting is winning a game of Minesweeper for the first time ever. 😎

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Depression and anxiety are weird because like I’ll sleep all day, but then be wide awake at 1am when I have to be up at 6am for work. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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I know I’m late to the game, but I so want to be bffls with all of the Fab 5 guys on the new Queer Eye.

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Hyperventilating over the fact that UberEats delivers Tropical Smoothie to my apartment. Bahhhh.

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When will I learn that, despite my extreme caffeine addiction, drinking coffee after 8pm will indeed keep me up for the next 6 hours? ☕️😳💃🏼

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Yes. Just yes. https://t.co/NVjxCFOoTb

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"When she says she is happy being single, believe her, because she would never let her worth hinge on her relationship status. She would never let being single stop her from living her best life."

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I guess maybe an unintentional 7 month hiatus from Twitter was long enough? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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My fifth grade teacher once said if you don't learn from history, it will repeat it self. She was right. #Charlottesville

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Let's hope this sore throat I've developed goes away overnight. Really don't want to bring back the tradition of being sick on my birthday..

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Thing I learned today because I started reading food labels - most soy sauces are made with wheat in them. Huh? 🤔

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Social media cleanse time. Deuces until further notice , y'all. ✌🏻

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My high school crush just announced he and his wife are expecting their 3rd child. Meanwhile, I'm over here pouring a 3rd glass of wine. 🍷🍷🍷

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Alright. I'll say it. I think Sing Street was a better musical movie than La La Land. Don't hate on me too much, twitterverse.

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I've been adulting way hard lately. Like, waking at 5:30 for my routine, getting to work by 7:30, going to sleep by 9:30 kind of adulting. 😲

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27 Things I Still Have Absolutely No Clue About At 27 https://t.co/PAsejH3nUH