Alyssa Kispert

— 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐲; it is to smile by accident, it is to stumble in a happy moment... is to find a love to call mine.

[Alyssa Kispert @AlyssaKispert]

Any pre-packaged, single serve American cheese product that isn’t @KraftBrand is such a disappointment. I’ll never cheat on you again - I promise 😭🤞🏻❤️

[Alyssa Kispert @AlyssaKispert]

I don’t wanna be here anymore 😭
#TheWorldIsGoingToExplode

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Sitting on the toilet and I keep hearing this musical, whirring noise and can’t figure out where tf it’s coming from. Took me a solid 3-5 minutes to remember I have my headset on around my neck and I’m in the #DoomEternal main menu 2 rooms away. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Sitting here watching the @Cardinals game at Busch Stadium. Look over and watch Contreras not only sign a ball for a little kid, but go grab another and have his teammates sign it too. I love this team ❤️🤍

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Need to get through a depressive episode? Get some @deansdip, @RUFFLES, and @GhostAdventures. If that doesn’t help, I don’t know what will. Keep on keepin’ on 🤙🏻

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@Hughesnet is the worst, most unreliable, thieving internet service to ever exist. $300 fee to cancel their shit service? Crazy. Y’all won’t see a dime. Not paying a fee for a service I COULDN’T EVEN USE.

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I could watch Tokoyami take off his cloak in Episode 93 on repeat everyday forever. 😅🙈
#MyHeroAcadamia #tokoyami #MHA

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Been craving @PopTartsUS since the #PopTartsBowl so I bought some. Duh. Can’t say I ever took the time to read the wrappers until today 😂

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A little late to the party, but finally started watching #GameOfThrones and Season 3 Episode 4 is fire 🔥. No pun intended.
#GoT #HBO #Stark #targaryen #TVShows

[Alyssa Kispert @AlyssaKispert]

Babe, I don’t want your man. Hell, I’m not even sure if you want your man.

[Alyssa Kispert @AlyssaKispert]

#NewProfilePic

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I might combust if we don’t get another season of @HazbinHotel soon. 😩🩷

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Y’all, if you haven’t tried to new potato salad from @jimmyjohns - you’re missing out. Literally ordered it 4 times this week. Sooooo good 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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#Halloween #halloweencostume #refereecostume #easycostume #bartender

[Alyssa Kispert @AlyssaKispert]

Accurate

[♡ bri ♡ @blazinwithbri]

as a man, why are you a libra?

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✨ go bad bitch, go bad bitch, go ✨

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@BlargMyShnoople I don’t think this needs context, but if I don’t see this in the next cards video, I’ll be sad.

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Imma still eat it tho

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Uhm.. excuse me @Walmart.. ice cream cake is not ice cream between two layers of LITERAL CAKE. 😑

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I need to see @SMii7Y, @BlargMyShnoople, @SoGrizzy, and @BigPuffer play Escape from Tarkov like… yesterday.