Alyssa Meuth

hey it's me

[Alyssa Meuth @AlyssaMeuth]

Hey @GordonRamsay- my boyfriend made red wine braised short ribs and mash... what do you think??

[Houston Astros @astros]

Newest member of the party 🤜🤛

Things get strange on Jimmy Fallon tonight, coming to your TVs at 10:30pm CT.

[dead phteven @PhuckinCody]

catholic contestant: i'd like to buy 12 O's

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

#KidReporter is BACK!

They asked a few #Texans players for dating advice, and the answers were... interesting. 😂😂

[PHLEGM @faguettte]

The vegans have launched their first attack on mankind https://t.co/9TcdrSksPb

[Alyssa Meuth @AlyssaMeuth]

This just showed up on my Spotify discover playlist and therefore I've decided to totally change my taste in music

[Alyssa Meuth @AlyssaMeuth]

This speaks to me https://t.co/gtDDcVsIsH

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

I'm not saying it's a big deal, but sometimes Catherine scrapes her fork on her teeth and now we eat in different rooms.

[Alyssa Meuth @AlyssaMeuth]

@KatJohnsonnn @GraceandFrankie omg I love that show. It makes me so happy that you love it too hahahah

[Alyssa Meuth @AlyssaMeuth]

Really could use a Chimy's coronarita and nachos right about now 👀#withdrawals

[Alyssa Meuth @AlyssaMeuth]

Long distance relationships are tough :/

Happy 22nd birthday from half way across the world, dear. Love ya more than you'll ever know 😘

[Rob Lowe @RobLowe]

Me too. https://t.co/FLEJHheULH

[Alyssa Meuth @AlyssaMeuth]

This Women Tell All is the first time in my life that I've ever truly been embarrassed to be a fan of The Bachelor

[Alyssa Meuth @AlyssaMeuth]

Spring break is literally calling out to me

[Alyssa Meuth @AlyssaMeuth]

@madzmc37 @beeeeekayy wow I miss these stories

[Alyssa Meuth @AlyssaMeuth]

Ok Target but what happens when he flows into downward dog

[Alyssa Meuth @AlyssaMeuth]

24 is not enough hours for a day

[Alyssa Meuth @AlyssaMeuth]

People talking about having "senioritis" and my mind automatically thinks"inflammation of the senior"

Nursing school is ruining me

[Alyssa Meuth @AlyssaMeuth]

Crazy ex girlfriend or desperate to help a friend win chainsmokers tickets..... Idk u tell me??? Why won't he answer my calls????

[Alyssa Meuth @AlyssaMeuth]

Was feeling very stressed about the upcoming semester, but half a bottle of wine and a season of parks and rec later I'm not too worried

[Emily @emmyfriess]

like stop showing me pictures of your mom this is getting weird