Alyssa Parris

[Alyssa Parris @AlyssaParris7]

How can you possibly cancel our flight and not tell us???

[Alyssa Parris @AlyssaParris7]

Our parents have saved up for our first family trip to Europe for their 25th wedding anniversary. Please help! It’s Christmas!

[Alyssa Parris @AlyssaParris7]

Our parents have saved up for our first family trip to Europe for their 25th wedding anniversary. Please help! It’s Christmas!

[Alyssa Parris @AlyssaParris7]

I'm going to April Brews Day @aprilbrewsday @XorbiaTickets Get Tix: https://t.co/SnmpBd1AX4

[Alyssa Parris @AlyssaParris7]

@travelocity @TMobile .. when it actually prevents me from saving money. It makes me want to avoid travelocity and delete my t-mob. tues app

[Alyssa Parris @AlyssaParris7]

@travelocity won't let me use a coupon code from @TMobile because it is a "reserve now, pay later". So deceitful to act as if it is a deal..

[Alyssa Parris @AlyssaParris7]

When you get to hear bae being a good friend :')

[Alyssa Parris @AlyssaParris7]

@michaelemersm sounds like he is personally opposed to abortion but supports legislation for a woman's right to choose

[Alyssa Parris @AlyssaParris7]

@michaelemersm he gets a 100% rating from planned parenthood though!

[Alyssa Parris @AlyssaParris7]

When you catch bae humming the Gilmore Girls theme song #relationshipgoals

[Alyssa Parris @AlyssaParris7]

@kylerparris @komonews holy shit no

[Alyssa Parris @AlyssaParris7]

There is a petting zoo on campus today and they have a BABY KANGAROO I fucking love western

[Alyssa Parris @AlyssaParris7]

@leah_dooley just listen to Hamilton again before the test and you'll be golden

[Alyssa Parris @AlyssaParris7]

@leah_dooley Captain America = America = American government = AP gov. You were studying the whole time

[Alyssa Parris @AlyssaParris7]

@JessLamken hehe it's okay boo I just luv u

[Alyssa Parris @AlyssaParris7]

@JessLamken um hey hmu next time ur in bham

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

Today is like The Martian for me except I'm at my house and peanut butter pretzels instead of potatoes

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

sometimes all you want is to just curl up under a blanket all day but instead you have to get up and be a dark lord