alyssa

dazed and distracted, can’t you tell?

[alyssa @AlyssaPurdham]

You only live once, so live it blonde

[alyssa @AlyssaPurdham]

I don’t think the notification badge will clear until I tweet this. ARE YOU HAPPY TWITTER??? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED???

[alyssa @AlyssaPurdham]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

There is nothing silly about a goose.

[James @CaucasianJames]

the coolest thing a guy has done from my graduating class is move to the woods and occasionally post pics of him chopping wood and catching fish. i respect him more than anyone that became doctors

[alyssa @AlyssaPurdham]

I’m literally going to commit a felony to no longer qualify. I’ll do it. I’m not afraid.

[alyssa @AlyssaPurdham]

How am I 22 years old and have been summoned for jury duty 3 times

[alyssa @AlyssaPurdham]

@zoemhunter Thank you ily 5eva ❤️

[alyssa @AlyssaPurdham]

I got the job! Alyssa Purdham, RN, coming soon to a hospital near you

[alyssa @AlyssaPurdham]

I have never seen a company try to run itself into the ground like @instagram is. GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT. I want to see the people I follow & not every other post a recommendation. And seriously, no way to change out of dark mode?

[alyssa @AlyssaPurdham]

I just want to be an aunt already. I have the perfect aunt name picked out 😪

[alyssa @AlyssaPurdham]

At least once a year I figure out how to get old school pokemon on my phone and play it obsessively until it crashes (usually 3 days later or so) and today feels like a good day to do that

[alyssa @AlyssaPurdham]

idc a book haul is not two books. That’s just a casual trip to target

[alyssa @AlyssaPurdham]

Talking on the phone is literally the most miserable thing in the world & I physically cannot comprehend why anyone would ever want to

[alyssa @AlyssaPurdham]

If you like book recommendations (typically fantasy/romance) follow my ig bookstagram @libraryofalyssa ❤️❤️❤️

[alyssa @AlyssaPurdham]

*sends to my elementary school librarian mother*

[Christian Tucci @chrtucci]

I drew this 🐵

[alyssa @AlyssaPurdham]

@JCard1217 And then when you finally just say what you want and he goes “no, not that” 😤

[alyssa @AlyssaPurdham]

I think my favorite quality about myself rn is that I’ve conditioned myself to only be able to do homework if I have Starbucks

[alyssa @AlyssaPurdham]

I always get the fucking hiccups when I drink & i hate it

[alyssa @AlyssaPurdham]

My sister is reading #acotar and I love getting these updates 😂

[alyssa @AlyssaPurdham]

My purpose in life is to be the one that sits in the middle seat