My girlfriend lives over 200 miles away serving life in prison and she just killed her cell mate, 3 guards, broke out and held an Uber driver at gun point for a 4 hour drive just to come see me for an hour. IF THEY WANNA SEE YOU THEY’LL MAKE THE EFFORT
Saw a cute boy at the gym today and after some minor research I found him on Instagram and followed him and he just DM’d me saying “you should work for the FBI” hahahahahahahahaha goodnight
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I can’t believe my parents let me be my own person instead of forcing me to play sports or take some kind of lesson, because now I’m an adult who has no hobbies and no talent.