Alyssa Sailer

UNO || Sigma Kappa || 💜

[REAL LIFE DOLL 🎀 @shaniaamoss]

i know garlic & onion powder HATE to see me coming 😭

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

They should make a Zofran Vape

[Allison Online 💾 (50 Hours Free) @IceStationSpmda]

If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit

[𝕭𝖎𝖌 𝕯𝖆𝖉𝖉𝖞 @verfiedbrat]

I leave the bar with 0 numbers cause I’m an alcoholic not a hoe

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Sometimes when I'm doing my taxes I wonder if it wouldn't be easier to just go to prison.

[Omaha Mavericks @omavs]

GOLDEN GUENTZEL 🫡🇺🇸

#ForThe402

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

Check on your greys anatomy watchers we aren’t okay

[Maira @maira4yo]

Honored to be a part of something so huge

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

the female URGE to say GIRL in a good convo when i’m talking to a guy 😭😂

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

⚠️Tire Pressure Light Warning is in full effect across the Midwest⚠️

[.may ⊬ RIR @tyjumpsuit]

if they perform downstairs and i'm not there you'll see me on the news

[The Frog Mage @the_frog_mage]

THE CURSE OF A THOUSAND TUMMY ACHES

[løla / cbus 10/17 @tyjology]

this freaking band dude

[Alyssa Sailer @AlyssaSailer]

@OzzyOsbourne I’m open if you’d be able ppppppppppppppoo opposed the

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

Idk why doctors only give stickers to kids? like hello I was also brave today

[Yellow @softbfbvnny]

you're not reading this by accident. everything is going to be okay. breathe and remember that you’ve been in this place before. you've been this uncomfortable, and stressed, and you survived. close your eyes and feel the universe within you making a way for you right now.

[bonjarion poolnoodle @shlofolina]

RT-ING FOR TICKET GOOD LUCK TOMORROW. WHO ELSE FEELS IT COMING!