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[☔ @Whotfismick]

me: I really need to save money

also me:

[Brian Cohen @CohenBrian_]

2023 Super Bowl: 2024 Super Bowl:
Rihanna is pregnant We’re all pregnant

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

man i just do not know how to act around warm bread

[zae @itszaeok]

this was history... a pivotal point actually

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

emma chamberlain’s house… i need to marry rich

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

“Are you okay?” No my stomach always hurts

[steph @steph_mcca]

oh great everybody online made up these people called “The try guys” and they’re all pretending theyve known about them forever in order to trick me

[kathleen @kathleen_hanley]

me finding out the choco taco is being discontinued even though i can’t remember the last time i had one

[Jojo🕸️ @noitsnotjojo]

The finest girls have the biggest foreheads

[sk @kirkxxs]

not interested in dating apps, not interested in talking to random people in coffee shops/bars/shops… need my soulmate to find me through intuition and echo location rn immediately

[maya sharma… @goodjobmaya]

I gotta go to bed but I cant stop thinking about how the rest is still unwritten

[lys @AlyssaSaltsman]

Dad is FED up 😭

[Rick Saltsman @RickSalts]

Hey @Raising_Canes….your chickens sure do have small fingers. Bought three caniacs and every piece of chicken was tiny. What gives??

[Rick Saltsman @RickSalts]

Hey @Raising_Canes….your chickens sure do have small fingers. Bought three caniacs and every piece of chicken was tiny. What gives??

[Seth Waz @sethwaz7]

Get vaxed because it works so well but also the vax doesn’t work well enough so YOU MUST wear a mask!

-Your University probably

P.S.- Thanks for the tuition money tho

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

i’d rather stay single, thanks

[222 @fairyIuvv]

do u want 2 grow a garden with me yes or no