Alyssa Vail

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“The guy who has all the money isn’t taking anyone’s money. The people with no money are.”

[molly @mollyomalleyx]

watching people freak out about not being able to have their phones at a show feels like watching people take pacifiers away from babies at a daycare

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

If only there were a safe process for removing pathogens from milk.

[bigsock @biggersocks]

netflix helping you spell the movie they don’t have

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Nothing says “save the children” like starving them.

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

maybe your baby is crying because gas is $5 a gallon

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Please stop. I don’t want an AI summary of my Google search. I don’t want an AI summary of the text message from my friend at work. I don’t want an AI summary of the email I’m about to read. Please just stop.

[FIRE MATT QUATRARO Third Leg Erceg @FentMcDuffie]

IT’S NOT A CHIEFS PLAYER🔥

[Alyssa Vail @AlyssaVail]

I don’t know who wants to wake a sleeping baby more, a boomer or my stupid dog

[ronnie • he/they 🍒🌸 @theronnaissance]

but people still wanna ask chatgpt to make a grocery list for them

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Hate when your browser asks if you want to save a password that you entered wrong. Read the room.

[KJ 🏂 @ElunHatesMe]

Smelling gas/smoke while you driving the funniest scariest shit ever like hold on brah dat aint my shit is it

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

By the way, 8 of the US’s 12 gold medals were won by women so it’s particularly fucking gross the president uses this moment to be a misogynistic fuckface

[𝑮 ♡ @highitsg]

what if you named your kid xavier but spelled it eggsavior

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Before vaccines, babies got breastmilk, sunshine and love.

And 1 in 5 of them didn't live to see their first birthday

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Why does this organization exist if it doesn’t defend a gun owner the state says it killed specifically because he was carrying a legal firearm?

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

@RepMGP Nice post - hey what’s this about

[Charlotte Alter @CharlotteAlter]

in the United States of America, we do not get executed for alleged felonies in the middle of the street without a trial.