alyssa

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Holy fuck Raleigh

[alyssa @AlyssaVasko]

@sheller1316 very valid take

[alyssa @AlyssaVasko]

@Delta how can you call moving a flight from 9:30pm one day to 6:15am the next day a “delay”? and no refunds or credits are being offered even for hotel? you’re just asking for extremely grumpy customers

[໊ @sonohoor]

“it’s all in your head” correct! unfortunately i am also in there

[alfie @alfienxo]

for someone who loves to sleep so much you think I'd go to bed earlier

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

If you score 895 goals you get rewarded with iPad screen time

[𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀 @bnboebc]

“i’m so glad to never speak about this with you again” was such a kind and civil fuck you, if i never see you again it’s too soon to grant. litia, you continue to impress me #TheBachelor

[alyssa @AlyssaVasko]

last day of work before spring break is its own form of torture

[𝗞𝗮𝗹𝗲⸆⸉ 🪩☁️ @cloverbloom_]

And I can go anywhere I want, anywhere I want, just not home

[alyssa @AlyssaVasko]

@sheller1316 that was way too scary

[alyssa @AlyssaVasko]

you know i would get a migraine at 8am on the day i have 3 finals😀

[South Carolina Football @GamecockFB]

That’s better

[Brett Baty Truther @sheller1316]

this my president fr

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

The #Commanders are atop the NFC East standings 👀👏

[alyssa @AlyssaVasko]

how many aura points do i lose when i get a migraine aura and my vision is so distorted i can’t recognize my own face

[Ledo Pizza @LedoPizza]

Dad that gets LEDO vs. Dad that gets Dominos.

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

between guts and speak now tv it’s an incredible year to be a 19 year old girl

[alyssa @AlyssaVasko]

to gaslight or to be gaslit