Alyssa Wendzel

Pop / R&B Songwriter n Record Producer. Data nerd. Sister to a lawyer and a Ranger. Momma to a Billie Bean 🐶

[Alyssa Wendzel @AlyssaWendzel]

@drdina1 @aprilajoyr I don’t think she’s pretending about anything—seems like she said exactly what she believes in a pretty straightforward fashion. 🤷‍♀️

[Alyssa Wendzel @AlyssaWendzel]

@ThyGeekdomCome @aprilajoyr I’m confused, what’s wrong with an IUD?

[Alyssa Wendzel @AlyssaWendzel]

@SpaceX I was looking up in the sky and saw what I initially thought was a meteor refusing to break up in the atmosphere. Naturally, I came here to see what @SpaceX was up to.

[Alyssa Wendzel @AlyssaWendzel]

Vlasov riding ~50km on a fractured ankle when he was so dizzy he could barely get back on the bike is complete insanity.

Kind of shocked his team didn’t stop him for concussion protocol. But also, most impressive stage finish I’ve seen this tour. #tdf #TDF2024 #peleton

[SBS Sport @SBSSportau]

A huge blow to @RBH_ProCycling and Roglic's climbing support as Vlasov abandons the Tour de France with a broken ankle 😢

Get well soon, Aleksandr! 🙏

🇫🇷 #TDF2024 | @SBS & @SBSOnDemand | June 29 - July 21

[Alyssa Wendzel @AlyssaWendzel]

The response all TdF fans were waiting for 😆

[Julien Bernard @JulienBernard17]

Et désolé @UCI_cycling d’avoir porté dommage à l’image du Sport 😅 Mais je veux bien payer 200CHF tous les jours et revivre ce moment 😬

[Velo @velovelovelo__]

This is what the Tour is all about 💛
Julien Bernard of Lidl - Trek enjoys this special moment during stage 7 with his family #TDF2024

🎥ASO

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Cody's story is just getting started.

[Alyssa Wendzel @AlyssaWendzel]

Love these two boys ❤️💙

[FanDuel Sports Network Southwest @FanDuelSN_SW]

Wonder what it’s like to watch your best friends make their MLB debut? Cody Bradford and Davis Wendzel do ⚾️

The ‘Baylor Boys’ are living the dream. From college, to minors and now the show. #StraightUpTX

@Rangers | #StraightUpTX | @hannah_wing

[Alyssa Wendzel @AlyssaWendzel]

@scottrlucas This was a nice read. lol. 😂

[Alyssa Wendzel @AlyssaWendzel]

@ZachHolderWx Damn, that's cool.

[Round Rock Express @RRExpress]

Wendzel to The Show 🤠

The Rangers announced that the club added Davis Wendzel to their 26-man roster. Wendzel will be active tonight as the Rangers face the Astros at Globe Life Field.

📰: https://t.co/LrqqsVV1mg

[Alyssa Wendzel @AlyssaWendzel]

@Dodgerz4Ever @DodgerAerial Lol as a person who’s had two brain surgeries leaving me with chronic pain and frequent nausea, I wasn’t expecting to join the Coast Guard anyway. But good to know you jump to judging people on the internet so quickly! ✌️

[Alyssa Wendzel @AlyssaWendzel]

@alekseyweyman How have I never thought of this?!? 🤣

[Aleksey (Aleks) Weyman @alekseyweyman]

My favorite part of going to the bar is the sketch pad they give me before I leave!! Great way to conclude the night!!!

[Alyssa Wendzel @AlyssaWendzel]

@billmaher I mean, damn, Chucky is a murderous doll but his movies get WAY less backlash.

[Alyssa Wendzel @AlyssaWendzel]

@henrykleeKTVU @SanJosePD Now I know why we’ve got an Adderall shortage. Sheesh @SanJosePD drop off the pills at @Costco pharmacy, they specialize in bulk over there.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

if we’ve brought back global pandemics, titanic disasters, railroad strikes, a King of England and Russian coups, we should also get to bring back the parts of the 20th century where they had cocaine in the soda and a minimum wage earner could buy a family home

[samantha @milkygoddess]

in the club naming 5 things i can see 4 things i can feel 3 things i can hear 2 things i can smell and 1 thing i can taste

[Rangers Player Development @TEXPlayerDev]

Wendzel waves it goodbye! 👋