6 rules i have with my 🌽 addicted girlfriend
1. one 🌽 free day a week
2. no looking at 🌽 when we have sex
3. when she has her 🌽 time she has to tell me after
4. if she exceeds her $50 monthly 🌽 budget, its taken out of next month
5. no hiding the husks
6. one cob at a time
minors on the internet used to pretend to be adults n mind their own business but now they pick fights with adults n try to be like "noooo you cant fight back after i tried to spread libel about you, im 17!!1!"
One of the most unintentionally funny experiences I've had with Groove was seeing the game legit get secondhand embarrassment at me not having understood how to cast Excorsis properly and thus having to remind me what to do 😭 I didn't even know it could do that
i miss when peggy carter had her own identity outside of steve rogers. “agent carter” was such a good show and i’m forever bitter about how they rolled back all of her character development just so she could end up with steve again. stupid stupid stupiddd